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returntothepit >> discuss >> Hot vocalist, horrible band. by y_ddraig_goch on Mar 2,2007 1:00pm
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toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Mar 2,2007 1:00pm
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Why is that the hotter the women get in metal, the worse their bands, and their voice sound?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 2,2007 1:02pm edited Mar 2,2007 1:03pm
i wouldnt say the band is horrible but the vocals definitely do not mix with the guitar riffs... shitty mix too. she has a good voice for a Tristania type band.



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Mar 2,2007 1:04pm
I was just caught off by the fact it is listed as "progressive" I heard nothing progressive in it.



toggletoggle post by tylerl  at Mar 2,2007 1:07pm
anyone else think that if the singer in lacuna coil wasnt extremely hot, they would have never been big?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 2,2007 1:09pm
tylerl said:
anyone else think that if the singer in lacuna coil wasnt extremely hot, they would have never been big?







toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Mar 2,2007 1:17pm
i used to have this "theory" or "law" about broads and metal. it states:

The more brutal the music, the fatter the chick. when i started REALLY going to shows when i was like 14... i would notice that all of the really hot chicks at shows, that had band shirts, had like Slipknot, Metallica, Kittie, or whatever shirts. all of the haggard, gross blobs that had band shirts had like Cannibal Corpse and Incantation hoodies and stuff. i noticed this over the course of a couple years and thought about it and came up with this idea. it used to be true... now with the popularization if "brutal" music through gay metalgenericore and stuff, hotter chicks now sport more brutal band merch. oh well.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 2,2007 1:18pm
tylerl said:
anyone else think that if the singer in lacuna coil wasnt extremely hot, they would have never been big?


correctamundo. i liked a few songs throughout their career but they wouldnt have gained half the notoriety if Christina Scabbia wasnt hot.



toggletoggle post by tylerl  at Mar 2,2007 1:19pm edited Mar 2,2007 1:19pm
thegreatspaldino said:
i used to have this "theory" or "law" about broads and metal. it states:

The more brutal the music, the fatter the chick. when i started REALLY going to shows when i was like 14... i would notice that all of the really hot chicks at shows, that had band shirts, had like Slipknot, Metallica, Kittie, or whatever shirts. all of the haggard, gross blobs that had band shirts had like Cannibal Corpse and Incantation hoodies and stuff. i noticed this over the course of a couple years and thought about it and came up with this idea. it used to be true... now with the popularization if "brutal" music through gay metalgenericore and stuff, hotter chicks now sport more brutal band merch. oh well.



yup, most girls who really like metal are



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 2,2007 1:20pm
thegreatspaldino said:
i used to have this "theory" or "law" about broads and metal. it states:

The more brutal the music, the fatter the chick. when i started REALLY going to shows when i was like 14... i would notice that all of the really hot chicks at shows, that had band shirts, had like Slipknot, Metallica, Kittie, or whatever shirts. all of the haggard, gross blobs that had band shirts had like Cannibal Corpse and Incantation hoodies and stuff. i noticed this over the course of a couple years and thought about it and came up with this idea. it used to be true... now with the popularization if "brutal" music through gay metalgenericore and stuff, hotter chicks now sport more brutal band merch. oh well.


hahahahahaha that is 100% accurate. you never see a chick with blistering good looks sporting a Funeral Mist shirt.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 2,2007 1:27pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 2,2007 1:31pm
i dont find her that attractive either. she has a nice body, but that could also be because i fucking hate Arch Enemy. they are one of those "mall" type bands that gained far more notoriety than they deserve.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 2,2007 1:31pm
she doesnt even have that good of a voice, she sounds like she belongs on Kittie.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Mar 2,2007 1:32pm
european chicks dont count.



toggletoggle post by ~carina~ at Mar 2,2007 1:41pm
[Mar 2,2007 1:32pm - thegreatspaldino]
european chicks dont count.
~~
hah!



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Mar 2,2007 1:42pm
the theory of metal chicks being ugly when they really like metal is a little flawed, I dated this hot as hell chick who was in love with black metal, if it wasn't for her I would still be rocking to just power metal and melodic death stuff I was obessed with. She showed me a lot of good bands.

the twis, as spaldino states, she was european...european metal broads are mostly hot...wierd



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Mar 2,2007 1:43pm
yeah. metal is much more accepted in europe and as a result, hot chicks dig it. over here... well... you know the deal...



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 2,2007 1:48pm
tylerl said:
anyone else think that if the singer in lacuna coil wasnt extremely hot, they would have never been big?


Yep. That band is absolutely unlistenable.



toggletoggle post by c.dEAD at Mar 2,2007 2:28pm
Dude, shes wearing a fucking Nuclear Death shirt!!! she is now the cooolest, and Arch Enemy sucked with or without her anyways.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 2,2007 2:31pm
Negative Nellys



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 2,2007 2:50pm
Can someone just post a picture of this person for people who don't have a Myspace like myself?



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Mar 2,2007 3:03pm
if I knew hot to do dat I would fryman, but I R cpu caveman



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 2,2007 3:14pm



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 2,2007 3:19pm
She's making a weird face, but nice.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 2,2007 3:24pm
shes got those "fuck me" eyes.



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