i used to have this "theory" or "law" about broads and metal. it states:

The more brutal the music, the fatter the chick. when i started REALLY going to shows when i was like 14... i would notice that all of the really hot chicks at shows, that had band shirts, had like Slipknot, Metallica, Kittie, or whatever shirts. all of the haggard, gross blobs that had band shirts had like Cannibal Corpse and Incantation hoodies and stuff. i noticed this over the course of a couple years and thought about it and came up with this idea. it used to be true... now with the popularization if "brutal" music through gay metalgenericore and stuff, hotter chicks now sport more brutal band merch. oh well.