smells like ammonia gone bad

GEEZUZ!!!

I went to move the laundry basket (was doing laundry this am) and i smell this STRONG stench....anyhow i called aaron over and although his nose is blocked he saw the trail of pee as i moved the laundry basket

god damn
stinks!

there was this girl in my class named catherine pendergast, and on a paper once she wrote her name as "cat p"

it was gross... everything I picked up had pee dripping from it...
I think someone was mad at me for going to hellfest.

catherine pedergast haha, i bet she loved gang fucks with black guys

is there any other kind of gang fuck?

the_reverend said:

Sure, theres "pulling a train" , "bang bus" and " corkys screw"
.---> this thing remindes me of 2 in the pink, one in the stink.

my new kitty is 14 weeks and only pees in other peoples houses. Never pees on mine.

handinjury said:

the reverend is putting togethe a stand we bought for the big screen and i just read that to him: "thanks brainiac"

heh


that's exactly what it is supposed to be

cat pee glows under a black light. try it

so does cum

Is that why your face was glowing at that party?

you know it i'm a slut to the max snoogans

damn it... she did it again.

Zach just brought home a cat yesterday. Anybody want to take bets on how till it dies.

tbone_r said:

HAHAHAHA YES.

im pretty sure the only thing she is good at is giving me and nick free drinks at burger king.

cat p.

hilarious.

i was sleeping when he found it

my ex's cat peed on my head when i was sleeping once cuz my ex forgot to leave the bedroom door open.... so stop complaing it could be worse heheheh

she used to pee in the shower when she was mad at me.
time to leave the shower door open

ok so i JUST get in and guess what she did?

she came and rubbed by me...wanted me to pet her and i did..

and then she went to eat food and then right next to my bag...BARF

biggest glob of cat puke i have EVER seen

ugh

thank you mia the cat


grrrr

how did my cat know that what I wanted to do when I got home was clean up her piss which was all over the floor NEXT TO the litter box.
man she and I must be psychicly linked.

ok i'm gonna bitch slap her..

she pissed 3 times on the bathroom carpet
first she pissed on the original one then the brand new one i bought and i take the old one..wash it and guess what the little bitch did? i'm washing it again now

furthermore after the fucker pisses on it, she kicks it so it's all fucked up..i swear i'm gonna lose it...what's her fuckin problem?

I told you she would do that.
don't put it down until you are getting in the shower.
she picks it up cause she is trying to bury it.
did you also wash the floor under it? no so it still smells like she can use it.

sorry but i want a carpet in the bathroom...all the time...some info i found:
http://www.thecatsite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40272
that mentions uti (i think you said that was not the case)
Answer
There are several things it could be. For example, some cats don't like to poop and pee in the same box. Try putting two litter boxes in the home. The first thing to rule out though is a health problem. If it is uncomfortable for a cat to poop, then they won't do it in the litter box. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's their way of telling us. Another factor could be the litter. Is the same kind of litter used every time? Cats are creatures of habit and they do not like change. So make sure the same brand and type of litter is used when the box is changed. Well I hope I helped a little. I would definitly consult with your vet though to make sure it is not a serious health problem. Well, have a great night.

http://cats.about.com/cs/litterboxproblems/a/urinewoes_4.htm

i'm done..you can clean it now

1) If a cat pees on it, throw it out. No amount of laundering, scrubbing, and cleaning will ever get rid of the smell.

2) Cats will only piss on things for 2 reasons: to let you know something is wrong (sick, recent environmental changes, issues with other pets, etc...) or if it's marking it's territory. The latter is usually solved by fixing the cat.

If your cat isn't fixed, do it a.s.a.p., or you'll be throwing away a LOT of laundry. I learned this the hard way. If it IS fixed, a trip to the vets may still be in order.

succubus said:


This is DEFINATELY her trying to get your attention. Have you recently changed food, litter, or your schedules for when you're home? Cats are EXTREMELY neat and routine creatures, they will only use thier litter box unless they want your attention. For example, if I don't change my litter box soon enough, Pussy will piss right next to it, then jump in and kick all the crusty shit out of the box onto the floor.