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returntothepit >> discuss >> Black Metal Lessons: How to Create Dark, Melodic Atmospheres (fuck off nowadays content inside) by trioxin245 on Nov 28,2012 1:19pm
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toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 28,2012 1:19pm
probably old news, but this is some ridiculous shit. If someone has to SHOW you how to make metal, you should probably just go join a cover band.



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toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 28,2012 1:20pm
OH SHIT NOW I FINALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY SOME BRUTAL CHROMATIC RIFFS BRO



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toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Nov 28,2012 1:23pm
1. Record in garage
2. Add more reverb
3. Profit



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Nov 28,2012 1:32pm
Listen to "The Return" and smoke drugs. If that doesn't do the trick, burned and died.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 28,2012 1:32pm
In retrospect, this thread was pretty pointless.



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Nov 28,2012 1:37pm
1. Record guttural vocals in a cave with candles
2. wear a cape
3. add twigs & berries
4. nonprofit



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 28,2012 1:40pm
1. read fantasy novels
2. speedpick single notes to the same drumming while some ass puppet screatches about his love for satan
3. sing about vampires and how dark you are
4. cocaine



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 28,2012 1:46pm
Were you searching for how to play black metal Rossi?



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 28,2012 1:49pm
I wanted to know the secrets of the black arts that lead to everlasting sins.



toggletoggle post by DYA is FUCK BRIDS at Nov 28,2012 2:03pm
The Green Lantern shirt is key.



toggletoggle post by DYA is FUCK BRIDS at Nov 28,2012 2:04pm
MotleyGrue said[orig][quote]
1. Record guttural vocals in a cave with candles


TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO RECORD THIS IN A CAVE... WITH A BOX OF 4-TRACKS!!!



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Nov 28,2012 2:09pm
1. start all non-white NSBM band in third world country
2. wear darkthrone half shirt
3. do a split with Feelings Hurter
4. band logo is in shape of a melancholic cat



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 28,2012 3:19pm
I think the key to black metal may be here:




toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 28,2012 3:20pm
That's just the key to TRVE NORWEEGIN black metal. The real key to black metal is LSD.



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Nov 28,2012 3:29pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
I think the key to black metal may be here:



Why does every fucking douche have to wear a shemagh these days.


PROPER USE:









toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Nov 28,2012 3:36pm
proper use:




toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 28,2012 4:14pm
The kid is Gaahl's boyfriend. The only thing he knows how to properly use is dicks.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Nov 28,2012 4:17pm
so many douchebags on youtube.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 28,2012 4:46pm
I just bothered watching a few minutes of that first video. That is fucking mind-numbing. So apparently Australia breeds pussies as well.



toggletoggle post by Richard Hertz at Nov 28,2012 8:31pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
That's just the key to TRVE NORWEEGIN black metal. The real key to black metal is LSD.


http://m.newser.com/story/158433/family-su...-scientists-cold-war-lsd-death.html



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Nov 28,2012 8:36pm
Didn't even watch it. Look at his fuckin faggot fingers. Get the fuck outta hea.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Nov 28,2012 9:21pm
Our Newly Vegan Bandmate Won't Participate in Our Black Metal Band's Ritual Blood Sacrifice. Help!

By: Jessica Hopper

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Dear Fan,

I am in an anonymous black metal/noise trio whose signature concept centers around the performance of music as an actual spiritual/occult ritual. We have been relatively successful despite not publicly performing live and have garnered some critical acclaim and a fantastic fanbase. Each of us comes to the table with distinct ideas about the practice of ritual music and we share a lot of common ground spiritually.
Up until recently all of us have agreed on the use of blood sacrifice in the performance of our rituals (recordings). But over the past year one of our members has converted to veganism and now refuses to participate in practices formerly utilized in the making of our music. The other member sees this practice as essential to what we do and I am on the fence about it. While I am for sacrifice as a spiritual practice I also understand the need to accept that people and their spiritual ideas change over time. But I don't see an easy way to reconcile the other two. What does one do when the spiritual beliefs of a band member change and then conflict with the core premise of the band? It's clear that we all want to stay together and continue, but something has to give.
Please advise, MT

Dear MT,

Despite my initial temptation to suggest you just let your newly vegan member substitute with ketchup, I sought out some expert opinions from a few witches and a shaman. Obviously you have a lot of belief invested in the blood sacrifice, as a bond and as a ritual that you believe aids in your career. I have even heard of your band, so perhaps your bloodletting is working for you.

One of the experts suggested that your members could do a series of blood draws over time, stockpile your own blood, essentially, for use in ceremony. I asked about substituting with menstrual blood and she said that it's usually only for rituals related to women's magic and "a very different resonance to blood that comes from making a wound."

Aside from the substitution angle, I was hoping there might be a way where the whole band could take this as a mandate to evolve your practice. L.A.-based energy medicine practitioner Bettie Rinehart, who has expertise in this ceremonial realm, offered such a solution: fire.

"It seems to me that the vegan in the band is offering an opportunity for all the members to deepen the consciousness of their connection with spirit--which they are committed to obviously," says Rinehart. "Blood sacrifice presupposes duality--it demands pain or death in order to appease another--and is related to the lower chakras, which hold beautiful gifts, but metabolize the more primal, less conscious energies. Fire seems like a happy medium, as it connects the soul to who we've always been and may have forgotten."
Also, there seems to be some real power as well as an easily scaled and transportable spiritual practice: "Fire ceremonies can be intimate or quite large. In an outdoor fire pit or a living room fireplace. Even an ashtray works in a pinch. Like any ritual, it's all in the commitment, intent and gratitude. The offering comes from the heart -- both the light and shadow sides. It's as simple as calling in the protective spirits, putting together a good blaze and offering the fire that which feeds it: sticks infused with prayers--just blow them in--and a little oil or a bit of kerosene if you really need to blow out some heavy energy (just be safe). The band members then can spend time focusing on that connection they find so inspiring to their music. Fire ceremonies involve all the senses. Feeling the heat, the beauty of the flames' movement, the crackle and pop, the scent and taste of the smoke. As above, so below."

According to Pitchfork, it's believed that your secretive band lives in Canada. Surely you must know someone with some land who would let you go and camp out and--fire safety precautions in place--build a serious motherfucking bonfire. So it feels different than a campfire. Chop down some limbs together. Make your new ceremony a real special thing--you guys are graduating to this next level and you are doing it together. A fire ceremony could last for hours--and you could each add in your own auxiliary rituals, prayers, songs or practices. You could eat a unifying meal before or after to symbolize that this lifestyle choice is bringing you together as creators, rather than dividing you. I feel like some 15 foot tall fire would feel way more powerful than animal bloodletting, personally.
This is a chance to develop your unifying spiritual regimen as a band; magic and spiritual practice isn't a static thing because we are not static. I think it's best to embrace this veganism as a positive challenge, and to really welcome it as a chance to imbue something new in your work. Do some research, consult with some other occultists or your trusted practitioner and find out what all you can work into this new ceremony. If you kick him out because he won't go along with a blood ceremony, you will have to advertise that participation is mandatory for new members and that is a lot of pressure and you might be just pulling some wannabe Satanist who can't play from the dregs of Craigslist, you know?

Best of luck to your whole band and please cast some positive prayer sticks on the pyre for ol' Fan. 
-Fan



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Nov 28,2012 11:59pm
I'm having a hard time getting past the Dolly Madison hair



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 29,2012 5:54am
lol @ kevords post, eve though it was way tl/dr



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 29,2012 7:33am
ITT: bwack metal



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