As some of you know now, we are creating an RTTP RPG. This is the thread where if you have any ideas that may contribute to the production of this masterpiece, please leave them here.

Ideas so far:

-All the baddies in the dungeons are internet trolls from RTTP, more famous trolls will be bosses and some of the more underground trolls that were rare but still good will be hidden bosses. (obviously)

-You can recruit Ross's cat Camerson as a sidekick if you give Ross a certain amount of whiskey and cocaine.

-The Reverend's level will be covered in dogshit and cat piss.

-The shop will be run by Bobnomaamrooney.

-xmikex will be a trainer to increase your stats for a price.

-KPANZER is an optional mercenary you can hire to either fight for you or level animals such as Camerson for example

Aril is a recruitable wizard NPC; he does rituals about it.

blackmetallady is an unlockable mount

Also Goatwhore is playing at every tavern.

-If you recruit certain members who are in the same band, you are able to use combo attacks.

hahaha

This could get interesting.........

If you complete the_reverend's level you earn the REVEAL TROLL spell.

Somewhere there's a dungeon with Gauntlet-style monster generators that just spit out Heath Ledgers and Finntrolls.

Optional ticket-selling minigame to open for Neil Turbin at 10am.

Also Joe Christianni runs the FLAVORED WATER potion shop.

Collecting all the hidden raviolis warps you to the Tattoomb to get free ink from a successful tattoo artist.

and by "get rid of it" I mean "do it all right now"

O SHIT THE WARP ZONE THREAD

Honestly, now I'm envisioning a whole Pokemon-style thing with all the RTTP pets. Hidden unlockable bonus pet: The ghost of Mopar.

This must happen.

Nothing would make me happier than Rich Bova as an epic-level boss in a lair not unlike this one:

Game title involves Faggerdall, obv

Bova will be a boss, yes.

one of the dungeons have to be in Castledoomerown

Nothing would make me happier than Rich Bova as an epic-level boss in a lair not unlike this one:

I have no idea how that just re-posted. Odd. Anyways, you could have PCs rescue Scott from Xasthur from the GSS Temple.

Scott from Xasthur will be a very difficult boss.

Wait why do I run a shop? I haven't worked in retail for like 9 years. Also, Magrudergrind DLC that never ships.

DYA and I should create it... is this a MUDD?

Yeah I had mentioned that DYA should take part in this, I also had you in mind as well actually.

Spoiler: the winning move is a headbutt to tom coocher while goatwhore plays a very important medley in the background.

I can't wait to unlock "pam is a cunt" mode. Or when on the first level my dead doll cybers with members of ascendacy.

Game take 12 years to play, but gets extremely less interesting after the 4 year mark when the game splits between those who like hurricane victims and those who choose to fuck bloated corpses.

Finding Chiodos = instant warp to Blackmetallady boss level. PRO-TIP: she can not be killed in horse form.

Martins runs a fitness shop with cows eating grass in the back.

ProgMetaldrmmr is a miniboss.

Josh Martin is behind bars at the town jail; there is a mission to help him escape, though.

In the town center there is a water fountain with an inscription that says "In memory of the mighty warrior Reimroc."

212 is an actual town, think of Zozo.

At one point in the story, the party stumbles across an ancient ruin dedicated to the God, "Dwyer."

I like it.

We should also have a way to summon Seth Putnam's ghost or maybe you have to help him so he can finally rest or something.

I heard this game was SOLD OUT.

-There will be a mission to get into a SOLD OUT inquisition show through a secret guestlist.

I heard the secret guestlist is just OP letting you walk in.

There should be a time travel element where the NPC at the beginning of time only asks "Is that rain?"

Senseless Mutilation boss fight has a headbutt ability that resets your game and loads a Pokemon Snap ROM

In the Aeris dies moment, Joe Notcommon gets married and leaves the party.

Battle colliseum at the Chinatown gate

Seth putnam's ghost is made of adderal and a pinch of cocaine.

You get to choose a multitude of characters you get to be with heir own stats/abilities, but every single one of the 15 different characters you can choose is a beckwith brother.

hahaha

Instead of the wagon from Dragon Warrior 4 to carry your inactive characters around in: Aaron's Prius.

I feel like we need to work this table from F.A.T.A.L. in, somehow:

The quest where you break Josh Martin out of he dungeon is really easy because the Dragon Ta... From Chrono Trigger doesn't exist.

Recruit the fire department to battle Anderson Marr at LaLeucher Park and put a stop to the New England Metal Punk Goth Polka Dark Ambient IDM Smooth Jazz Fuck the Fire Department Fest.

Tom Draize miniboss battle at the entrance to the Cave of Democracy, attacks include throwing Draize 7"s and convening a general assembly to consider the option of barring you from the knitting circle (sleep spell)

Snorlax blocking your path? Recruit me to romance her and clear the way.

Snorlax blocking your path? Recruit me to romance her and clear the way.

But I don't own a prius. I can't drive automatics.

OR WHATEVER IT IS. In the game it's still gonna be towed by an ox, obviously.

THE REAL WORLD IS TOO DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH. BEING AN OGRE MAGE IS MORE LIKE WHAT I THINK OF MYSELF.

Wait, so you DON'T see yourself as a big blue guy with little horns and a samurai sword?

MY FIRE GEM SAYS OTHERWISE.

It's a naginata, UGH!

METEOR STORM CAST ON NEW ENGLAND FAGGOTS

I MADE DEM CRATERS

ITT: Aeris size.

(Rhymes with "dies." A little inside, I know.)

ITT: MUGGLE MISSILES

That was the Snorlax sprite :(

ONLY HAVING TO RECOVER THE POKE FLUTE IS REAL. FUCK THE RADIO STATION PLAYING IT ON THE AIRWAVES.

Here it is, right here:

bennyhillifier

Rev, can we get an IP on this malicious troll?

bennyhillifier

Chinatown gates is where xgodzillax lurks, your choices in the game and what band members are in your party will affect whether xgodzillax is hostile or not.

Gemini is a super secret recruitable character you can find far north in the mountains in a cabin, but you must only show up on the night of a full moon when the door is unlocked for inquistion when they use the moon to teleport to geminis house to visit him and drink wine. Repost

Paul Hamblet is a powerful mage who can cast powerful acausal spells, using white magic can be effective towards him but only when he is in baphomet positioning

Posted back here for reference:

Various flat-brim hat kids and lusty young women make up the other enemies in said dungeon, with stats that make them more obnoxious than harmful (IE. kobold/xvart, etc.)

lol @ flatbrim xvarts

man, I guess I need to stop posting on rttp so goddamn much, this is outta hand

also, there needs to be some kind of underlying civil war going on between worcester and boston. and KEVORDs character has a chance of inflicting six feet under damage with every hit.

Aril's HP capped at 1995

I lol'd

^ hahaha

LOLing at this thread.

Recruit Al Iafrate for access to his jetski and the ghost ship dungeon where you can battle optional boss Laura Gainey.

Equip White Gucci loafers to enter the cult of the Full Moon Lair to get your money back from the stamp collecting gook.

if you pre-order, you get the bonus GSS Gay Priest outfit for your character

^ No wai, the Pope of Graveside is the guy you gotta go to to get party members raised, obv.

I figured Gss would be a mini boss you have to defeat before Scott from xasthur . Ron will be holding princess notshaver prisoner and after you win notshaver joins your party.

Someone photoshop Notshaver's head onto Princess Peach IMMEDIATELY.

if any of you faggots put me in your fucking gay role playing game i'll kick your fucking ass.

Succubus miniboss: Spells include DefyUnlearn which inflicts silence and berserk status on your party

Most powerful potion: Engraved Chalice filled with Flavored Water

Metal Thursdays is currency

Metal Thursday cummerbund most powerful armor in game

^ hahaha

Rapier costs 10mt

See the merchant in the Sepultura shirt for pay to play tickets

Sounds good to me.

Will Wren be in every level, much like he is at every show?

Needz moar bullet belt.

^ I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

Lol niiice

needs more carcass reunion.

THIS IDEA IS GAY

I spent all weekend animating the sprites for Yeti's character.

first person shooter of Robin inside the Midway Cafe.

hahahahaha holy shit

..........how am I completely incapable of contributing any ideas to this?

i was just thinking the same thing. this game already writes itself.

Ultros periodically appears at shows with stretched earlobes, knuckle tats and a messenger bag to fight your party.

Aril, can we get more character designs please?

The whole thing may as well be done as a FF6 hack, a la Awful Fantasy.

Furthermore, xULTROSx's attack pattern is pulling party members into his gravitational orbit. xULTROSx can only be damaged by casting "Adult Soda."

don't forget to put a toilet in the rpg, everyone has to take a massive dump at some point

Heliofight dungeon, octagon shaped, all level 1 buttdarts wearing smedium Tapout shirts.

Bump.

- No character can re-incarnate if after its last death, it was gang-sodomized by hipsters.

There is a town that is only occupied by Inverticrux and Raynard but it is haunted.

I was thinking raynards character would be more along the lines of the bumbling idiot villain who pops in with a ridiculous scheme here and there that gets foiled by his own stupidity, like Gargamel from the Smurfs. (shoes' idea)

yeah, you meet him in the ghost town though.

only it's not really a ghost town, it's just a town inhabited by 40-somethings who communicate by shrieking like the crypt keepers gay uncle.

Chernobyl can only equip blades and brass knuckles.

you can unlock a vehicle at a certain point in the story, like the airship in final fantasy. but it's a jet ski.

hahah, good call.

I used to have some that I used on this fat kid once back in VT but some stupid drugged out hippy chick stole them along with 5 of my cigarettes!

wow.

WOW YA GOT ME BRO

Ross doesn't poop dude, shut up.

lol @ raynard lurking every thread so he can chime in and try to insult us

In other words, Raynard = Ultros.

Flying jet ski is officially in.

also way earlier in the game or perhaps replacing chocobos is the Radical Dirt Bike.

hahaha nice

Watch for fires created by the Yamaha DX-21 and 4/4 chug riffs!

Wren is the map guy. he will be dressed like tingle from the zelda games.

That pic made me lol

For the continent of Worsteria may I recommend the following locales-
(the names have been changed to protect the innocent)

Kenmore Messhall - Where a true metal warrior goes to replace proteins to his or her flowing locks after a hard fought headbang.

Beerhall Oasis - No one goes there anymore. Don't be fooled by the luscious palm trees. Evil lurks within. Gout has been known to be contracted here.

Hostel Vernon - Yeah, its really fucking old. We get it. Oldest tavern in the land. Send your foes here to poison them with shitty one pence beers and to trade with the local jewelry merchant. Using the toilets is an obvious -1 to constitution.

Rolphs Manor - The place of legend! The women are easy, the meat is invigorating and the banter is challenging. The arena upstairs is modest, but challenge the mighty Iron Daniel to a duel! Fame can be yours!

So there obviously should be a dungeon, the Tomb of Morror

Castle Darkwar - A house of games and wonder! Behold at the magnificent display of felines and denzien statues. Share a beer and a tale with a comrade. A fine place to rest your party before venturing to the depths of Worst Brook Valley to fight off Boricua's gang of denziens.

there can be a fighting arena in Chinatown

The dungeon should obviously be Castle Doomerown.

^^^

The Palladium will be this game's variant of the Water Temple from OoT, it is known.

Raynard is just the obnoxious splash screen with the copyright information or "Winners Don't do Drugs" PSA that takes 5 seconds too long load when you just want to play the game. He has absolutely no value beyond being just pointlessly annoying and non-essential to the plot. Eventually he's taken out in the next version and forgotten about forever.

Cher sits in his room writing awesome riffs and playing PS1 RPGs, but he's only a lvl1 wizard.

I'm gonna start Lunar: Silver Star tonight or this week. That's my official plan for my life right now.

The SEGACD original version was ballz.

Also, I stated making this with RPGMaker but need a newer version and more time.

Someone should set up a public dropbox and actually do this. Let's get a team together and make a virtual RTTP town.

We can use this thread as a dropbox I suppose since its already flogged with info

No, I meant to share rpg maker files.

It's already out, we've been posting about it on facebook all week.

Fagbook

In the latest revision, Scott Wily is an NPC that you hire in the first town. He disappears right before the first boss battle, then keeps showing up, insisting that HE is actually the player.

He ends up joining forces with Raynar'Ultros and is never heard from again.