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New site? Maybe some day. 
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best comedy album of all time |
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hahahaha this sounds so awful |
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Lou Reed hasn't been relevant since the early 70's, Metallica since the early 90's. this has no chance of being even listenable |
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ha, the soundcloud app even said it, "you can press stop now"
holy fuck, this is bad |
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hahahahahah@ "pumping blood"
what is that shit?? |
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this is really fucking bad |
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it's fantastic
I wish everyone would put out music this bad. |
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blabbermouth has been pimping this for months. Every time there is the slightest detail there would be a headline and kneepads put on
METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Junior Dad', 'Brandenburg Gate' Lyrics Revealed - Oct. 19, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: Audio Samples Of Entire 'Lulu' Album Available - Oct. 18, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Mistress Dread' Lyrics Revealed - Oct. 17, 2011
METALLICA Guitarist: 'Lulu' Is 'One Of The Best Things We've Ever Done' - Oct. 15, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Little Dog' Lyrics Revealed - Oct. 14, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED Talk About 'Lulu' In New Video Interview - Oct. 13, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: New 'Lulu' Trailer Posted Online - Oct. 12, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Cheat On Me' Lyrics Revealed - Oct. 11, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Pumping Blood' Lyrics Revealed - Oct. 8, 2011
Join METALLICA And LOU REED For 'Lulu' Listening Session In New York City - Oct. 7, 2011
METALLICA: Fan-Created, LOU REED-Free Edit Of 'The View' Available - Oct. 7, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Lulu' 60-Second EPK Available - Oct. 6, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Frustration' Lyrics Revealed - Oct. 5, 2011
JAMES HETFIELD: 'Lulu' Is 'Not The New METALLICA Studio Record' - Oct. 4, 2011
METALLICA and LOU REED: 'Lulu' Physical Releases Detailed - Oct. 4, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Iced Honey' Lyrics Revealed - Oct. 2, 2011
METALLICA's LARS ULRICH, LOU REED Talk 'Lulu' In Brazilian TV Interview (Video) - Oct. 2, 2011
METALLICA Drummer Says 'Lulu' Makes '…And Justice For All' Sound Like First RAMONES Album - Oct. 1, 2011
METALLICA Frontman Talks 'Big Four', LOU REED And 30-year-Anniversary Concerts (Video) - Sep. 30, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Dragon' Lyrics Revealed - Sep. 29, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Lulu' Deluxe Edition Detailed - Sep. 29, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: Entire 'The View' Song Available For Streaming - Sep. 25, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Lulu' Poster Banned By London Underground - Sep. 20, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: First 'Lulu' Audio Sample Is Here! - Sep. 18, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: Complete 'Lulu' Track Listing Revealed - Sep. 6, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: More 'Lulu' Songtitles Revealed - Sep. 3, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Lulu' Artwork Unveiled - Sep. 1, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED To Perform On 'Later... With Jools Holland' - Sep. 1, 2011
METALLICA's Collaboration With LOU REED: More Details Revealed - Aug. 29, 2011
The Lyrics That Made METALLICA Cry - Aug. 27, 2011
LOU REED Made METALLICA Cry - Aug. 25, 2011
METALLICA's Collaboration With LOU REED: More Songtitles Revealed - Aug. 24, 2011
METALLICA's Collaboration With LOU REED: More Details Revealed - Aug. 21, 2011
METALLICA's Project With LOU REED: Release Date Announced - Aug. 19, 2011
METALLICA And LOU REED: Official Web Site Launched - Aug. 17, 2011
METALLICA and Reed reportedly tapped Dutch photographer, music video and film director Anton Corbijn...
METALLICA, LOU REED Reportedly Tap Famed Photographer ANTON CORBIJN For Album Cover - July 6, 2011
LOU REED Says His Collaboration With METALLICA Is 'Maybe The Best Thing Done By Anyone, Ever' - June 29, 2011
METALLICA Drummer On LOU REED Collaboration: 'I Don't Think We've Ever Felt This Free' - June 16, 2011
METALLICA's Secret Recording Project Revealed - June 15, 2011
METALLICA's official web site has been updated with the following message:
"A few months ago our own Kirk Hammett hinted at a new METALLICA project that's 'not really 100 percent a METALLICA record.' While Kirk...
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was thinkin the same thing. if i see that cd artwork one more time i am going on a murdering spree. |
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cruddy half-assed metallica music with lou reed's shitty old voice talking over it. this is supposed to be groundbreaking? it sounds like reed and the band were in two separate places recording two separate things. |
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needs moar maryanne faithfull |
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| ..... it sounds like reed and the band were in two separate places recording two separate things. |
That's what I thought way back when S&M orchestra came out.
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comment on soundcloud "Well this is one way to keep people from stealing your music." awful. |
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lololololololllll track 5 "iced honey" ugggggggggggghh |
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I liked the "this sounds like walking into a guitar center on saturday" comment |
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Buttdarts gonna lap it up. They don't hail Satan, the didn't pay their dues and they sure as denim and chains didn't see the N-word on a one-way tram. |
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha SMALL TOWN GURRURRLLL
I fucking hate Lou Reed anyway. I try not to blame earlier bands for the shit bands they end up spawning, but Lou Reed was always a hack and now there are 6 trillion indie hipwads pretending they do heroin and don't care about anything.
So what I'm getting at is that I'm very, very glad that this is even worse than I imagined. |
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METALLICA's LARS ULRICH On 'Lulu': 'I'm Invigorated At How Awesome The Record Turned Out' - Oct. 20, 2011
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This is a very well-played Master Troll. There is no other explanation. |
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this is weapons grade awful. Black My Heart tier awful.
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LARS ULRICH Says METALLICA And LOU REED Is 'The Most Obvious Collaboration On This Planet Ever' - Oct. 21, 2011
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This is my favorite one:
LOU REED - "I Loved METALLICA Since I Was A Kid"
Posted on Friday, October 21, 2011 at 12:47:54 EST Bravewords.com
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| "this sounds like walking into a guitar center on saturday" |
truer words have never been spoken. |
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"weapons grade awful" is a great way to describe it. It's aggressively terrible. It sounds so amateur, I just don't understand why it even exists. Reading the "about" section which crows how amazing it is and how it transcends reality is equally as painful to read. |
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metallica trolling everyone? don't like it. |
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Also, when did Lars turn into Mr. Garrison? |
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Metallica broke up years ago didn't they? Some time around 94 Jason Newstead bludgeoned Lars, James, and Kirk to death with his bass before throwing himself in front of a moving train. At least that's the version of their history I keep in my head. Nothing else matters. |
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It's like they hired Bova's speech writer to pen the bio for this garbage |
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Nice the Mentors!!!! hahahaha better then Metallica with anyone! |
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i wish I could find a .gif of walter white laughing maniacally in the crawlspace. that sums up my thoughts on this recording. |
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The amount of butthurt this one album is causing is astounding. At least on this site we're having a good laugh. Reading some of the comments on other sites you'd think Reed and Metallica gang banged the writers sisters and videotaped it. |
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haha right? you'd think Reload and Stanger would have been enough to lower peoples expectations from this tired band. |
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wHen meTalLiCa Was ForGeD frOm stoNe uSed to BUILD THE FUCKING GOD DAMN MOUNT RUSHHRMLORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bAck iN tHe earLy 1960S, tHeRe waS A MechanIcal eRror thE sCienTistS whO creAted tHE bANd susPecTed wouLd caUse A FUCKING MALFUNCTION SOMEDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
afTer relEasinG the crITicaLLY acclaiMed "LUcifer'S UltIMate poRNograpHic kaLideScoPe" alBUm merE mInutERs AFter joHnathan LeniN of the BEEtles was sAvaGely RapEd by genEtiCALLY MUTA TEDM FUCKING GIRFFAES!!!!!!!!!!!! a diOde in ThEir CIrcutry fLaRed up and CAuseD unTOld HAVOC ON THE FUCKUNG GOD DAMN PLANET WITH THE RELEASE OF THE GOD DMAN FUCKING SHIT ASS LOAD ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but tHe SciENtiSts caPabLe of FIXing it dEICIDED thEy Would Rather Play Glen Benton In An Upside Down Satan's Unh oly Cross Edition of FUCKING GOD DAMN SHIT DICKED PINOCHLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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...castledoomerown's brother? |
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LOL at all the reviews coming out |
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Ya know...
Thank God for Hitler and his constant flipouts that articulate our collective rage but really... what kind of a delusional asshole do you have to be to still be clinging to Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax as relevant bands? I was in 8th grade when Load came out. That's your prime Metallica age and Until It Sleeps was what was in my face. I figured it out then. Why are adults still dwelling on this now? |
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Ya know...
I was in 8th grade when Load came out. |
I LOLed |
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I actually like the newest Megadeth. But, I guess I know what you mean. Most kids playing metal these days wouldn't consider them to be relevant. I think it's more than obvious that the Big 4 have long since released the best of what's to come. It is wasted energy to be disappointed by anybody else. Be disappointed in yourself for expecting so much. |
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the last 2 megadeth albums have been quality, taters gon tot thats all |
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ok i'm checking this out... |
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| I liked the "this sounds like walking into a guitar center on saturday" comment |
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now, if this came out on southern lord or rise above, people would be screaming genius. spoken word doom. only heard one track thus far. these guys gonna tour together? |
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| now, if this came out on southern lord or rise above, people would be screaming genius. spoken word doom. only heard one track thus far. these guys gonna tour together? |
Now's not the time to start a scene war. Just enjoy the laughs. |
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between "walking into guitar center on a sunday" and "weapons grade awful" i think that's all there is to say on the subject |
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this is hilarious, wot's it from? |
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this is hilarious, wot's it from? |
Planet of the Apes |
 
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