Fuck poison ivy. On my way to buy Tecnu or whatever that shit is called. Apparently it works wonders and washes all the oils off. Anyone use it before?
I worked in the wetlands of northern Rhode Island today and was practically swimming in poison ivy. If that shit goes near my cock and balls again it's gonna be srs business. Cool story bro.

Cool guitarist. Sweet 'hive. Her pussy CAN do the dog.

Piss on it. I'm not kidding:

http://poisonivy.aesir.com/view/misc.html

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I'm about to piss all over myself in the CVS bathroom to save money. Thanks.

I can't wait to piss on my balls this summer.

Worst rendition of good character.

tecnu has worked for me in the past

More worst rendition.

Pissed on myself and purchased Tecnu. Let's see if it works. 15 bucks for a tiny thing of it.

lol at thread title

*everyone congratulates poison ivy, poison ivy walks down red carpet "thank you, thank you"

my favorite remedies on that page are:

Drink Heavily

and

Sleeping And Crying

If it's an itchy plant, you should scratch it and see what happens.

Haha, yeah that's page is fucked, but it's what I could find quickly to back up my wacky claim. One time I got poison ivy on my foot and the pissing worked well -- dried that shit right up.

Yea haha. Title makes no sense.

I used to get P.I. SOOO fucking bad. I still might but I guess I havent been exposed to it in a while.

I had it all over my groin once after summer camp, then one year I was my face was covered in it and i couldn't even open one of my eyes.

My dad used to get it down his throat and couldn't eat solid foods until it went away.

I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to it. Once I get it, it suddenly spreads to random parts of the body, without even itching

Fap less.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Had it on the balls. Felt wicked good when scratched. That is all.

I shook the bass player of Oiltanker's hand last night and immediately after he told me he had poison ivy.

Ahhh fond memories of sitting in bathtubs filled with oatmeal....