Woman ‘Bites Off Her Boyfriend's Testicles’
by Martin Newman, Daily Mirror 17/03/2011

A MAN had surgery to re-attach his testicles after his girlfriend allegedly bit them off.

Maria Georgina Topp, 43, has appeared in court accused of the gruesome attack on Martin Douglas.

Martin, 45, had to dial 999 for an ambulance but was in so much pain it was difficult for operators to understand what he was saying. The couple had returned to his flat after a drunken night out when the attack is said to have happened at 4am.

Paramedics who arrived contacted police due to the severity of his ­injuries and Topp was arrested.

Self-employed DJ Martin needed emergency surgery after the incident in Newcastle and spent days recovering from injuries to his genitals and an arm before he was released from hospital.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2011/03/17/woman-bites-off-her-boyfriend-s-testicles-115875-22994511/#ixzz1GtVILZ5V

She a Laplander?

before I opened this thread I knew this only could have happened in one of five places:

1) Texas
2) Florida
3) Japan
4) Thailand
5) England

How long until there is a band call Testicle Biter?

TESTICULAR MASTICATION