And I do mean...

COMMMMMME.

Hope I'm not breaking protocol here, but I thought I'd let you know about our next show.

The Gunmen, tousle-haired little cherubs that we are, will be bringing our own special brand of rock and roll to the ALL ASIA CAFE in Cambridge on Sunday May 16th, from 10pm to 1:30am. Anybody who buys us beer will receive in return a hearty handshake, and our heartfelt thanks. This is a one-time offer.

Also playing will be Abhorred (that's the metal band of which I spake), and I believe The Fellas. This will be our first time sharing a stage with either of these particular bands, so it's NOT TO BE MISSED.

I'll try and get some more demos made up this week, too, so if anybody wants a copy, email me at bob@gunmenrock.us

Delicious.
Bob

That show is worth going to for any of those bands, but all 3 together, I doubt I will go.

That's the spirit, Joe!

i hope you play the your girlfriends a cunt song

You betcha.

By the way, the "you're girlfriend's a cunt" song is called "Girlfriend Guy", and is available on our demo, our upcoming full-length, and the soon-to-be-released North Shore vs. South Shore comp.

Thanks for digging us.

OK, the lineup has changed some...

Still don't have an exact order, but it looks like the following bands will be finger-fucking your auditory pleasure sensors on Sunday, May 16th, from 10PM to 1:30AM at the All Asia in Cambridge:

Gunmen
Abhorred
Bugs and Rats
Gut

Bring money.

Love,
Bob

shoobity doo mama shrimp dick

hehe...shrimp dick

i cant wait for this show... and its only a week from today

pessimist said:


oh? you have a baby dick?

Better not let the kid's father find out... they're going to want it back.

nah he said its allright, just to have it home by 11

I am going to be doing autograph signings at this show

will you sign my breasts?

maybe you can sign each other's strap ons

Flyer for those of you who want to print it up and use it as a come rag.



http://www.gunmenrock.us

With all the plugging I'm doing here, you'd think we were going to practice before the show or something, but don't worry... we probably won't.

Luv,
Bob

sweet flier

is it spelled flier or flyer?
I've always spelled it flyer, but I could be wrong but it isn't flying anywhere

no i'm just retarded, but you knew that...

I've seen it spelled both ways though, so I always thought I might be retarded. Maybe we should change it to flier, less letters makes it easier to type.
I am that lazy.

i think thats the same amount of letters though

Methinks it's 'flyer', and, yes, 'flier' is the same amount of letters Joe. Now you may rest assured in your retardation.

Just realized I never put the venue on the fly(i)er. Duh. Oh well, you all know where it's at.

RECOGNIZE.
Bob

Damn, I guess it was me who was retarded all along

obviously

tonight fuckers, suck it up and be there...we all have work/school in the morning so i don't want to hear excuses

yeah!!!!

I got nothing in the morning, so who knows where I will go after the show

I need some chicken fingers.

I need a nap

Wow. I don't feel very well this morning. I don't feel very well AT ALL.

I guess drinking too much, rocking HARD, and 3 hours' sleep will do that to you.

It was so awesome how I decided this morning (as I was getting into bed), "I think I'm going to bang in today and play hooky"... then get a call from work a little before 7am because "the server is down! We need it right away!"

I hope everybody is enjoying my stench of sweat and booze.

good show, great time.