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returntothepit >> discuss >> Random phone call from ex girlfriend funnys by SkinSandwich on Jul 22,2010 8:36pm
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toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 22,2010 8:36pm
I broke up with this chick 15 years ago. Out of the blue she calls. got my # from a family member of mine. After talking for about five minutes she tells me she will be here on Saturday and wants to suck me off and wants me to fuck the shit out of her, haha! This weekend is going to be great. The best part is she flies back to Texas Monday. Life is dull as hell but sometimes random shit happens to me that is the balls.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Jul 22,2010 8:44pm



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Jul 22,2010 8:44pm
woops i meant



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Jul 22,2010 8:57pm
She probably has AIDS and wants to get you back for breaking her heart.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 22,2010 8:59pm
Cool story bro. Play her in battleships first.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 22,2010 9:36pm
Archaeon said[orig][quote]
She probably has AIDS and wants to get you back for breaking her heart.


Haha, The AIDS, it's coming.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 22,2010 9:37pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Cool story bro. Play her in battleships first.


I bring the battleship, she brings the vagina and AIDS.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 22,2010 9:53pm
Triple wrap it up. We don't want you getting an EpidermisPanini.



toggletoggle post by SacInDartmouth at Jul 23,2010 1:04am
Only Stratego is real.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 23,2010 8:29am
I cum acid.



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