So I've been sitting here in the same position for hours, helping MORKUL write his paper for class, and I get up to take out my contacts and I get the worst butt cramp. It felt like my ass was gonna kill me. Just thought I'd share. I need a butt rub.

*massages mdd's butt*
hope that helped at least a little

I've been sitting here in my chair working on a project for hours. My penis fell asleep . . .

hahahahahaha unfortunately i only saw this now Dug
heh

lol

i should use my chair massager thingie more often. it has butt massagers on it, as well as back massagers. and if it's cold, it's got a heat setting too. it rocks.