There are probably older people who start college but I will continue to think of myself as the oldest freshman ever.

Really? My computer monitor went to college??
Fuck, this is awesome.

I hope you get no regard. no regard at all. and no respect neither.

how do you fap in class? cellphone?

pffft i'm just going to get away from my parents so i can drink beer and smoke weed for the first time.

Serious post here from arildad:

now is the best time to focus and not fall back onto the hole you were in.

Thanks

-arildad

post from dadkill:

congrats dude! good luck with school. one of my friends will be at Umass Lowell soon and will turn 29 during his first semester. it's never too late to get an education.

-dadkill

do heroin and drop out, ftw.

Get straight A's or you're gonna pay for this shit yourself. I WORK TO FUCKIN HARD FOR YOU WASTE MY MONEY.

now i just need to find a bank cool enough to give me a small loan.

sorry dads I'm just too busy camping in the foyer with my rocket launcher. do they have classes on how to be an effective team player on TFC?

Oh don't mind me I'm just too busy failing pipe jumps into other peoples grenades.

Yes, do a heroine. I suggest Black Cat or Silver Sable.

I'll be 30, unless you're referring to somebody else.

oops, that's what i meant. you're 29 at the beginning of the semester and 30 before it ends.

Pfft - w/e

31, halfway through my first semester. SUCK IT, YOUNGLINGS. AND GET OFF MY LAWN.

Isn't reimroc like 17?

reimroc started in the broadway musical based on the movie based on the TV show strangers with candy.

Son, this had better in some 80's tits and hilariousness. Or I am disappoint.

xDadx

i should be graduating... one more year ftw!

join WUML and TELL THEM TO STOP FUCKING SAYING "PSA" OVER THE RADIO.

Only WJUL is real.

that's what I call it still.

I also never said "PSA" when I was a DJ there. Pfft.