we ejaculated in pagen megans shampoo

In b4... something

I gotta say, fictitious or not, this statement is disgusting.

in before Pagan Megan randomly logs on for the first time to rttp in a while to see this one post of all posts.

That girl is living out my 19 year old dream of living in europe and playing metal.

psssshhhhhh. who hasn't ejaculated in a shampoo bottle?

move to europe and play metal or you are a pussy.

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i, sir.

I'm pretty sure she's been back for a little while

Giving your hair a dose of protein and some of that sweet sweet sheen.

Boy, y'all ain't got uh TENTH of thuh foahtitude...thuh determination.............thuh goddamn will of STEEL that mah gurl has.
Keep oahn makin' yoah tiny little jokes....live yoah tiny..small....empty....maaaaaaaaaaaaan, how can you see how small and dirty you awuh when y'all is lowah than shit. I ASK YOU! goddamn.........

Baby batter shampoo

I love the parts where Philip distracts himself and starts a completely new thought mid-sentence.

RAHT HEAYUH

I don't even know this girl, but it sounds like you were hurt by her not... i dunno, not giving you attention? NOT sucking you off? You jealous?

IIIIIIIII

CUUUUUUUUUMMMM

PERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

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LOL'D