so we could BANG! That hasn't happened in years! Fucking awesome.
The thing is, I am very gassy in the morning, so for a second in between each in and out, i was ripping blasts! Classy

Anyone who wakes me up at 5am for anything other than work is getting yelled at before I promptly go back to sleep.

ITT: Fart propelled bangs

^^ hahaha

wtf

My ex used to give me sleep head. In other words I would be sleeping and out of nowhere she is sucking my junk. Fucking awesome surprise head is.

I don't think I would like that. I like it before going to bed. rich?

I thought this was about his wife was waking him up cause there was a racoon outside.

when i saw the thread title i thought "she better have woken him up to pork or that's bullshit."

i usually go to bed at 4 in the winter so that time is normalish

A) sleep head rules B) farts are funny

DUTCH OVEN U WONT

My anal larynx was on fire this morning!

My wife wakes me at 5am to pull blankets off of me.

I won't even get up that early for work.

i did some louis ck related research on this topic. if she was successful, 9 months from now there will be another kid.

skip to 5:40

bennyhillifier
there are your answers.

mint

nope, got a vascectomy a year ago

so she wants a new car? maybe she forgot that you are shooting blanks?