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returntothepit >> discuss >> If you could be one person for the day, who would it be. by the_reverend on Dec 24,2009 2:40pm

post by the_reverend

at Dec 24,2009 2:40pm

I have 2 people, but I'm trying to figure out which one.

post by the_reverend

at Dec 24,2009 2:42pm

either gisele bundchen so I could throw humping tom brady in xmikex's and rustyps's face.... Or Octomom so I could go out and get her AIDS and then... well.. lulz!

post by RustyPS

at Dec 24,2009 3:02pm

YOU BASTARD!

post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Dec 24,2009 3:07pm

i'd wanna be my 2 year old son, he looks like he's having an awesome time all the time, but i'd want to remember what it was like when I turned back into me

post by slarchild at Dec 24,2009 4:48pm

some really rich chick with huge boobs, id spend all day feeling myself up and then wire all my money into marcus' bank account

post by blesssed offal at Dec 24,2009 5:13pm

id be rich bova so that i could tell everyone i was the best, but they wouldnt think i was conceded, since it would actually be a fact

post by dreadkill

at Dec 24,2009 6:32pm

kenny fuckin powers, the man with the golden dick

post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 24,2009 6:38pm

Peter Steele so i can finally see why he's so fucking miserable all the time. oh and having a 12 foot dick would be rad too.

post by Not Rich Bova at Dec 24,2009 7:05pm

blesssed%20offal said	[orig][quote]
id be rich bova so that i could tell everyone i was the best, but they wouldnt think i was conceded, since it would actually be a fact

post by dreadkill

at Dec 24,2009 7:13pm

lemmy

post by MikeOv at Dec 24,2009 7:26pm

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]
Peter Steele

post by elihhcb at Dec 24,2009 7:40pm

Michael angelo baito. I would finger bang ladies into world records.

post by OneEyedDog at Dec 24,2009 7:51pm

pee-wee herman

post by pam

at Dec 24,2009 8:29pm

Mike Patton. I'd really like to know what it's like to Malkovich that fuckin' guy.

post by BlackoutRick at Dec 25,2009 8:36am

Tom Byron

post by the_reverend

at Dec 25,2009 8:42am

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]
Peter Steele so i can finally see why he's so fucking miserable all the time. oh and having a 12 foot dick would be rad too.

you obviously have never met him. irl the dudes solid with a great sense of humor. idk about the dong though.

post by Slag at Dec 25,2009 8:59am

Tiger Woods.

It's been awhile since i've fucked 4 or so porn stars and 20 other hot girls in a month, also did I mention that he is filthy rich? Who cares about whatever golf skills he has.

post by DreadKill

at Dec 25,2009 8:59am

Anyone who didn't choose lemmy is raviolis

post by Murph

at Dec 25,2009 9:08am

dreadkill said	[orig][quote]
kenny fuckin powers, the man with the golden dick

Dr. Cock and Balls.

post by t2daeek

at Dec 25,2009 9:34am

DreadKill said	[orig][quote]
Anyone who didn't choose lemmy is raviolis

post by t2daeek

at Dec 25,2009 9:35am

or billy gibbons. then i wouldn't have to deal with this awkward in between beard stage

post by slartimus pyle at Dec 25,2009 9:38am

elihhcb said	[orig][quote]
Michael angelo baito. I would finger bang young children into world records.

*fixed

post by BrianDBB

at Dec 25,2009 9:49am

No surprise here...

post by xmikex at Dec 25,2009 11:56am

Tom Brady, so I can bang the Rev.

post by goatcatalyst

at Dec 25,2009 12:11pm edited Dec 25,2009 12:12pm

Murph said

[orig][quote]

dreadkill said	[orig][quote]
kenny fuckin powers, the man with the golden dick

Dr. Cock and Balls.

The Reverse Apache Master.

For real though, I'd probably want to be Ashley Shaeffer.

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

post by Archaeon at Dec 25,2009 1:49pm

Ashlee Simpson, So I could hump Pete Wentz.

post by DreadKill

at Dec 25,2009 9:00pm

t2daeek said	[orig][quote]
or billy gibbons. then i wouldn't have to deal with this awkward in between beard stage

when I was 8 years old I wanted to be Billy gibbons so bad. I taped a paper beard to my face and jumped on the bed, rocking out with a paper guitar.

post by the_reverend

at Dec 25,2009 9:06pm

xmikex said	[orig][quote]
Tom Brady, so I can bang the Rev.

it seems my king has been checkmated.

post by RichHorror

at Dec 25,2009 10:27pm

t2daeek said

[orig][quote]

DreadKill said	[orig][quote]
Anyone who didn't choose lemmy is raviolis

post by the_reverend

at Dec 25,2009 10:32pm

whoah, shit yeah! a whole thing of mother fucking coke. that is a lot of coke.
and a sammich platter.
nice.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 26,2009 1:31am

the_reverend said

[orig][quote]

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]
Peter Steele so i can finally see why he's so fucking miserable all the time. oh and having a 12 foot dick would be rad too.

you obviously have never met him. irl the dudes solid with a great sense of humor. idk about the dong though.

i was obviously referring to the the depressing nature of his music/lyrics.

post by goatcatalyst

at Dec 26,2009 3:43am

Definitely someone's mother

post by BlackoutRick at Dec 26,2009 10:48am

Wow. No one said Ron Jeremy either.

post by the_reverend

at Dec 26,2009 1:23pm

that's what I want. a whole day where I'm a big fat hair guido and every time I piss, it burns. no thanks

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