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New site? Maybe some day.
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i voted for you. that's cool that you guys got nominated. it would be awesome to see an rttp band win that. |
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Doomriders and Cave In is Metal? LOL whatever. voted! |
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I did a write-in vote for Ramming Speed. |
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It was tough but I had to go for Shadow's Fall... Sorry guy's, maybe next year. |
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I did a write-in vote for Ramming Speed. |
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
i went back in time and voted for hitler |
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hm... I clicked and didn't see you guys's name there. |
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done. theyre in the metal acts rev |
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I've been goosestepping ever since last weekend and I cannot for the life of me pinpoint the origin of this affliction. |
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I voted for you guys. Der Fuhrer vould approve. |
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This is one time I set aside my abject hatred for democracy and voted. |
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I think I voted. I did that whole anti bot thing but wasn't told it went through. I tried. |
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i don't mind this band, pretty good compared to the other local bullshit. |
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I want to put a baby in Kay Hanley's mouth. |
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manjew, post dat bulletin bitch |
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Bumpwitdabump! If you don't want to vote for us, think of it as a vote AGAINST a band you hate even more.Oh wait......... |
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im looking forward to bobbys acceptance speech |
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I hope he says something about jungle bunnies. |
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I guess the awards ceremony is Tuesday night... |
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"HAY MOTHERFUCKERS, I JUST, I JUST WANT TO SAY, YOU GUYS, ARE ALL, A BUNCH OF NIGGERS HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH, BUT TRUTHFULLY, TRUTHFULLY, NOW I JUST WANT TO THANK ANAL CUNT, AND HITLER, AND YOUR MOTHER FOR LETTING ME HAVE SEX WITH HER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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Hitler I can understand, but Anal Cunt? For what? |
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i dunno, we like them, especially bobby |
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Slar...its holywoods bday tonight...
pickle time! |
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I loooooooooooove this band! so erotic, so so so sassy! VOTE BASTARD! |
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bahahahahahah it was only a matter of time |
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Good thing I'm not the petty, vengeful type. |
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Good thing I'm not the petty, vengeful type. |
haha... me and you keith. anytime after 3, anywhere... |
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I'm not mad! I'm just pissed off! A piano fell on my penis and then my check was wrong and then I had skin cancer and then I found out I kinda look like Dennis Quaid and then I got sober and then I relapsed and then I got sober and I'm in a band with marcus and then Trixie ate my phone and then I threw up in the practice space and hid it |
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...but its ok cuz i talked to nicholas cages son and hes gonna hook us up with some shows but i only wanna do it if i play guitar and do vocals and write all the songs although i already wrote 4 albums worth of material for 18 different bands that span 9 countries that i've never been too and im up for a grammy for my contributions to the 'let the right one in' score but im pissed because i have 2 places to live and dont have to pay rent and i only have $700 til tomorrow but my rear defibrillator got decompressed on my car cuz the torque speed gravitational constant on my steering column got busted by some beaner and now i gotta pay $200 to get my wheel alignment re-wheeligned and.... |
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Yet the day one of us freaks out and goes on a killing spree we will all wonder 'why?' |
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i'll probably just say to myself, "that sounds about right" |
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Keith is what happened when Dennis Quaid fucked this guy
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gentlemen,
<a href="http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/USDXMBM/?action=view¤t=bobby.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/USDXMBM/bobby.jpg" border="0" alt="bobby bitch tits"></a> |
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how could there be a god when people like us exist? |
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I knew when I discovered that pic it would eventually be taken to ingenious levels. |
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Now that's just fucking incredible. |
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I'm the best, man. I did it. |
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Great work by Ross and Marcus but I hope you realize that if Bobby sees this, he's gonna kick you both out of his band, Blessed Offal. |
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Knock-Knock! Dude! Let me get two more! C'mon! I get paid thursday! |
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Great work by Ross and Marcus but I hope you realize that if Bobby sees this, he's gonna kick you both out of his band, Blessed Offal. |
thats ok im tired of playing other peoples songs anyway, let bobby do it by himself. |
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My god, it's full of stars. |
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How did you guys get voted in? (not saying that maliciously i really want to know)
"The BMA benefits The Music Drives Us Foundation — Music Education, Preservation and Awareness throughout New England, supporting those who are interested in using music as a tool for all segments of society and for all ages. "
That's so... nice! |
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what a strange thread.... |
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what a strange thread.... |
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at first i thought, "what a strange thread",
but then i am a dog |
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oh and just in the interest of fairness...
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oh and just in the interest of fairness...
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oh and just in the interest of fairness...
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I aM IN DiSgUIsE............. as FrAnKeNSTeIN!!!! |
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jesus h buttfucking christ, its uncanny |
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oh and just in the interest of fairness...
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i was refering to this
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i dont know why the fuck it copied those pictures. i tried to put the Kurgen there instead. |
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kiss my shakey nutsack frankenstein |
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kiss my shakey nutsack frankenstein |
your nutsack shakes too? weird. |
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One day, I am going to get that shirt. Cafepress has one in yellow with my name on it. |
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kiss my shakey nutsack frankenstein |
your nutsack shakes too? weird. |
yea dude remember when you tried sucking on it? You haven't been able to stop stuttering since then. |
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tonight could not have possibly unfolded better.
no, we didn't win. converge did. not the point.
not to downplay of our love for our loyal rttp'ers who voted for us, often multiple times, but that shit only happens in perverse bulgarian bootleg disney movies.
whats important here is that four assholes waltzed into the liberty hotel in filthy patch encrusted denim and had the fucking credentials to hang out there the remainder of the evening.
testimonial to this pt. one.
upon arriving i was approached by every person of even modest authority and informed that this was a "private occasion" or some shit and forcing me to whip out my ticket. My boss who came in a fancy suit was at the top of the escalators when he called me to get him a spare ticket, i was like, dude, your already in.
testimonial pt. 2.
upon learning we didnt win i went up to the guy with the mic and announced that "beyonce had the best video of all time." im dead serious.
a bit later i run into this dude that i think is the guy i "kanye'd" due to his emo haircut/glasses and akwardly old age for sporting said items.
i proceeded to apologize to him when the ACTUAL guy i interrupted comes up, grabs me by the collar, and with his other hand begins to attempt to tilt the beer im holding in such a way as to pour it down my shirt. I instinctively shoved him away and that is when some big dude dragged me away talking very calmly about how he had "heard our music" and "knew what we were about" I drunkenly tried to explain to him that i was attempting to apologize for my dumbass stunt and the other dude had put his hands on me first but when he clearly was not listening and told me he wasnt gonna kick me out i shut up and lost myself in the crowd. this is all fact
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i took a piss in the elevator... |
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tonight could not have possibly unfolded better.
no, we didn't win. converge did. not the point.
not to downplay of our love for our loyal rttp'ers who voted for us, often multiple times, but that shit only happens in perverse bulgarian bootleg disney movies.
whats important here is that four assholes waltzed into the liberty hotel in filthy patch encrusted denim and had the fucking credentials to hang out there the remainder of the evening.
testimonial to this pt. one.
upon arriving i was approached by every person of even modest authority and informed that this was a "private occasion" or some shit and forcing me to whip out my ticket. My boss who came in a fancy suit was at the top of the escalators when he called me to get him a spare ticket, i was like, dude, your already in.
testimonial pt. 2.
upon learning we didnt win i went up to the guy with the mic and announced that "beyonce had the best video of all time." im dead serious.
a bit later i run into this dude that i think is the guy i "kanye'd" due to his emo haircut/glasses and akwardly old age for sporting said items.
i proceeded to apologize to him when the ACTUAL guy i interrupted comes up, grabs me by the collar, and with his other hand begins to attempt to tilt the beer im holding in such a way as to pour it down my shirt. I instinctively shoved him away and that is when some big dude dragged me away talking very calmly about how he had "heard our music" and "knew what we were about" I drunkenly tried to explain to him that i was attempting to apologize for my dumbass stunt and the other dude had put his hands on me first but when he clearly was not listening and told me he wasnt gonna kick me out i shut up and lost myself in the crowd. this is all fact
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6am. wow. |
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You are on video! go to the Examiner and fast forward to the end of the BMA video blog.You can see me & Hollywood on the PHOENIX BMA video blog. |
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they had puff pastries?
fuck!!! |
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hahahah schadenfreude indeed |
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hats off to you guys, you did a service to US ALL!!! |
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more metal than mothers kettle? |
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That is so much better than actually winning an award. |
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That is so much better than actually winning an award. |
troof |
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Too bad Marcus got not credit for it, though--
The only rowdy moment? A jean-jacket kid who tried to pull a KANYE WEST and bum-rush the mic while Newbury Comics honcho MIKE DREESE attempted to present BMA bankroller ERNIE BOCH JR. with the "Humanitarian of the Year" award. Dreese pushed the young punk in the chest, spouted a few choice profanities, and warned that he was "about to get an assault charge" before order was quickly and quietly restored. |
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Too bad Marcus got not credit for it, though--
The only rowdy moment? A jean-jacket kid who tried to pull a KANYE WEST and bum-rush the mic while Newbury Comics honcho MIKE DREESE attempted to present BMA bankroller ERNIE BOCH JR. with the "Humanitarian of the Year" award. Dreese pushed the young punk in the chest, spouted a few choice profanities, and warned that he was "about to get an assault charge" before order was quickly and quietly restored. |
good thing im humble
lol, jean jacket kid
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I love the "young punk" part. |
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i would have also accepted, "young whelp", "neer do well" etc. |
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Skater said you should have pounded him, and I agree. |
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he looks like michael moore. |
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hahaha i wish, all i remember after the beer incident is me shoving him and then getting dragged out of there in a hurry |
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We're just pissed that you've ruined our shot at a Best Female nomination next year. |
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