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New site? Maybe some day.
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Been doing this at every job I've had since highschool, food related or not. Am I the only fuckwad that faps on the job? |
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haha no, that was a goal of mine when i was younger. it would be way too creepy at the job i have now, the bathrooms are hardly private. |
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it's never creepy if you're a smart fapper. |
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wow... who could this be. |
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gee why don't you find out |
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haha seriously.
see i only do it if i can insert garden fresh cucumbers into my rectum, so in an office it's hard to conceal vegetables on my way to the bathroom. then i could just insert them prior, and then make it seem like i have explosive diarrhea when i'm walking funny. |
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gee why don't you find out |
no need to, skipper |
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too busy fapping to akerfedlt I see. with cucumbers. |
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Akerfeldt maybe, I don't know about Akerfedlt.
His arms are my hearse <3 |
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i used to fap to yeti but he is terrible and horrible now |
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hey now, give me some due credit. i've always been terrible and horrible. |
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fapping at works alright, although if you get interrupted and have to stop before you're down.... you can get very... wound up. |
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I used to fap all the time when I worked at a dunkin donuts. Special glaze on the donuts ftw. |
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I used to fap all the time when I worked at a dunkin donuts. Special glaze on the donuts ftw. |
Obvious joke was Boston Kreme but thats ok. |
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wasn't in Boston. besides, glaze looks more like precum; it'd be somewhat disturbing if your semen has the consistancy of kreme. |
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I CUM JELLYYYYYY
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Been doing this at every job I've had since highschool, food related or not. |
Are you that roadie responsible for all the white speaker cabinets at our practice spot? |
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Why fap where a co worker can just blow you?
She no longer works there *sigh* |
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