http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/08/05/russian.submarines/index.html

Assumingly in the North East, that's where most of the people live.
No real threat, but still cool regahdless. We got commies a stones throw away in the pond next to us.

Oh shit, attack subs off the east coast!!!

Oh... it's Russia. Wah Wahhhhhh

You have a better chance of dying from cholesterol from that sub then you do from being attacked by russia.

"i come to give you gift for warming of house, but instead find you grappling with local oaf!"

remember how martins posted about russia declassifying their UFO files last week?

right after that news broke, putin went to the bottom of that lake in a deep sea sub. something's fishy?

diggin' for that caviar

CAVIAR.
CHAMPAGNE.
FINE FURS.
JEALOUS, YET?

I wish they would randomly attack us and make life interesting again.

or if one of them was the widowmaker and harrison ford was on board. that'd be awesome.

Nobody likes Harison Ford.

you dare belittle han solo?

Everyday!

you dare talk down about the former president of the united states that single handedly saved air force one from being overrun by some crazy dudes with guns?

I feel like someone is coming dangerously close to crossing the line.

don't turn this into a star wars nerd fest

you dare mock the almighty movie of movies?

Just mocking the horde of socially awkward, wheezing nerds associated to it.

I'm waiting hunny

you dare mock ouchdrummer?

in soviet russia, subs east coast you!

you bite your fucking tongue. i will suffer no blasphemies towards the man who singlehandedly discovered the Lost Ark, the Sean Connery stones, the Holy Grail, saved Air Force One, drove a camaro with a 455 under the hood, piloted the Millenium Falcon, was a Blade Runner, didn't kill his wife, screwed up an IRA assasination, fought a Columbian drug cartel, and was regarded.

I'm not THAT socially awkward... and I don't wheeze... as long as i don't have to run too long.

you're socially awkward at all. but once star wars is being dicussed, everyone automatically gets socially awkward and all women leave the premesis.

actually one time i was hanging out at my cousin's house and he had a party going, there was this gorgeous girl and i was walking by the room she was in, i heard her say "my two favorite series of movies ever are Star Wars and Lord of the Rings". i almost had a heart attack. needless to say all the guys in the room looked around awkwardly and i ran in and bowed to her.

He is a pussy because his family is always getting kidnapped.

You forgot the fact that he also made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs

Putin was went into the sub to help Dethklok write another song.

Only one can rule Eurasia:

1) Europe
2) Eurasians (Russians and/or Indians)
3) Asians
4) USA

It will be passive aggression until this is decided. I say fuck it, round up the hipsters and give them M4s and send them running at the Chinese.

phil kessel can do it in 11

GET OFF MY THREAD!

Don't be faggots, nuclear war isn't that bad

id like to go on that sub and just say whattup. like, hey fellas, we're chillin over there, you're chillin over here, and its all good, because we're all just chillin...

Maybe they drank too much vodka and got lost.

Maybe they... fuck you