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New site? Maybe some day.
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HAY GUISE WILL BABBES DIG ME OR WUT
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five traits about me
-I know how to brush my teeth
-I have a rocking chair that only rocks forward to allow me to fake interest in any conversation
-I can pretend to not eat meat
-I like to play the first 7 stages of Super Mario World on SNES and then shut it off
-I have no sexually transmitted diseases that you know about
five traits I'd like in someone else
-Independently wealthy
-Agrees with everything I say in a corporate 'yesman' sort of way
-Has no friends and doesn't like spending time with their family
-Keeps a clean shop in the underpants region
-Must love cats
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I've had actual replies to this ad. Women are retarded. |
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what part of that is fake? the women replying are males doing the holladaddy thing to you. |
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No, they were surprisingly real. One of them brought over Season 2 of Dexter. |
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the calls are coming from inside the house.
rich's date turns into rich in a dress. hasn't anyone else noticed that you never see both of them at the same time? |
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You're giving me a raging semi. |
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oh, now I have a clue too |
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Any hot, disturbed bitches reply Rich? |
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No, they were surprisingly real. One of them brought over Season 2 of Dexter. |
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wow... i love it. Makes me think i need one. |
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You're married so you lose. Forever. |
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ya, my marriage ain't really working out that well. She is really really jealous of my drums... so i don't lose forever. or i do, i can't figure it out. I guess i lose from the point that i said "i do". even though "i don't"... bummer. |
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Craigslist is key. I buy lots of stuff from it...
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not really awkward. It's been on the rocks for a minute, what can you do? The way i look at it, i married a hot brazzillian and i decided to call it off due to the fact that i will NOT stop playing 3-5 hours a day. I am happy with my decision, and i got faith in my skills, maybe next i will go for a hot WHITE girl!!???!?!? maybe not. |
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GET A LIVEJOURNAL U DIRTY DAWG |
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GET A LIVEJOURNAL U DIRTY DAWG |
ya, so i stop hogging all the attention on your "personals add" thread? fight live journal or your a pussy. |
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FIGHT NIPSY RUSSEL'S FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT GRINDING ON THE SIQ HALFPIPE GEALING THE CUBE OR A FAGGIT IS U |
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NO SO U STOP TURNING RTTP INTO FEELINGS FEST 2K9 WTF FTW |
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DOGPLOW A WOMAN U DONT LOVE OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |
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NO SO U STOP TURNING RTTP INTO FEELINGS FEST 2K9 WTF FTW |
touche, faggot |
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so i guess i am a little too "feelingfull" after a dozen whiskeys... fuck ya. |
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ITT: Healthy relationships with women.
LOLZ |
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that's the best use of that graphic yet. |
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wait a minute... i'm white... and i got my GED... WTF? |
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^^this last pic is priceless. The photographer really took my breath away with this one. |
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