On Memorial Drive in Cambridge, some stupid hippie cunt riding a recumbent bicycle all smug that she wasn't on an "Upwrong bike" because she's a fucking douchebag. THEN THE BITCH CRASHED, fell over and everything and because it wasn't a real fucking bike she couldn't just stand up and slid down the bank into the Charles River

LOL

that is the best. i wish i saw that. i hate bike riding assholes, but the recumbents are the worst.

Sounds like a triumph, but what's a recumbent bike and why are they presumably morally superior to a normal bicycle?

i'd love to see a dicknose crash one of those things.

I probably would have crashed my truck from laughing so hard if I saw that. Fucking great.

It's great that I was stopped at a light because it gave me time to fully appreciate the entire crash and prevented me from driving my car into the river in a seizure of laughter.

Did you honk and laugh? Maybe do some pointing?

I'd lose my /r/ status if I didn't.

was any one else chanting "fat bitch falling" in their head ehile waiting for their thread to come up?

I've told ten people this story and every single telling has resulting in EPIC LULZ

people in cambridge hurting themselves espescially on bikes is fuckin hilarious

a+

those bikes are so gay that even black people and hispanics wont steal them.