You've gotta be shitting me!

Or you could buy her some fucking candy.

fucking candy... the best kind

MyDeadDoll said:

Hahaha.

Hah. I've incorporated so many kinds of candy into fucking, though there as so many that I still need to use.

like gummy handcuffs?

Yes, I've incorporated those already, just the other day in fact...

nothing beats candy canes

those foot long ones? that are like an inch around?

you love it,
don't you?
and I mean love it being the candy canes.

i think all women* deserve a grenade shoved up their cunt on valentine's day.

*the nice ones who post on here and the cool girls i am friends with are exceptions to this gift. they should get roses or edible panties or something.