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returntothepit >> discuss >> Set A Course For Failure, Full Steam Ahead by xmikex on Jun 20,2008 1:49pm
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 20,2008 1:49pm
So I convinced my office to let us upgrade all our post production software. Cool. They shelled out for the Adobe Creative Suite CS3 package. Sweet. I was excited about it so I sent out an e-mail telling the people I work with about the upgrade, and all the new things we could accomplish with it. Not the best move.

Remember that guy I always complain about? Well now he wants me to "sit down" with him and "peek over his shoulder" for "just a few minutes" while he "re-learns the technology." This is a blowhard way of saying he'd like me to bare witness to him trying to catch up on 2 decades of post production technology in a display of pure concentrated failure.

Like 6 months ago he asked me to "remind him" how to capture video using Premiere Pro. He used Final Cut Pro (I can only imagine what version) for a couple classes in college which, given the fact that he's learned absolutely nothing since, might as well have been a million years ago. So reminding him turned into teaching him which turned into me leaving him alone for a half hour while he somehow deleted someone else's actually important project... which in turn turned into me taking time out of my work to do it for him.

Set sail, for fail.



toggletoggle post by corpus@work at Jun 20,2008 1:52pm
"Got the old cruise control on 35."



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 20,2008 1:52pm
sounds purrrrfect!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 20,2008 5:16pm
FAILBOAT AHOY



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Jun 20,2008 5:20pm
Insert poop deck reference here...



toggletoggle post by fuck logging in at Jun 20,2008 6:54pm
they haven't fired this guy yet?



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jun 20,2008 7:40pm
I thought you made some thread a while back about this guy getting fired at his 6 month review?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 20,2008 8:48pm
where do you work? get this guy fired and get me his job.



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Jun 21,2008 9:05am
NO THIS GUY IS HEADED TO MANAGEMENT
HE HAS "EXPERIENCE" AND "QUALIFICATIONS"
THEREFORE HE IS MORE VALUABLE THAN SOMEONE
WHO KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING

WHITE PEOPLE LOGIC
GET WELFARE, GET HIGH
START BALLING AND ROBBING
IT SURE BEATS OFFICE POLITICS

BLACK POWER!



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Jun 21,2008 9:08am
Adobe CS3 sounds awesome. I'm considering upgrading, I can write it off as a biz expense

my Dreamweaver 8 (from back when it was Macromedia) is giving me the rainbow ball of death lately



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