I got out of work at 7, took 5 steps and dislocated my knee because of this retarded-ass snow. Fuck. That.

R E P O S T !

When I saw that you posted, Nick, I thought, "That BETTER be the Chef Boyarknee picture!"

I saw this faggot yuppy drive his bmw into a ditch... For that I am going to drink beer.

What the hell did he ever do to you, Marcus?

I fucking hate snow.

Trust me Murph, THAT Snow is a-okay in my book. How can you hate the informer?

Winter is by far my least favorite season.

CNV said:

as much as I disagree with...well, almost all of your vies as I am sure you of mine...this design is one of the coolest ive ever seen.

thats a shirt id purchase.

after school i just stood in this one area watching people fall in the same spot over and over.

must of been at least 30 people. good times.

*Must've*

winter: a long peaceful stretch of time in which anti-social misfits can indulge in drugs and video games with a legitimate reason to avoid the outside world.

winter is fucking brutal and awesome. you're all a bunch of falses.

Mark, that fucking sucks dude, hope you're okay.
Pulled 7 hours overtime tonight shoveling. Just got nice and baked, enjoying cold beer and a warm pizza-love that money!

tomxnli said:

hahaha bunch of falses.

tomxnli said:

kid.

i beat your ass at Wii.

respect that.

i just shoveled since 4 and had no food... im sooo fucking hungry... and spikes was CLOSED!!@$@#$#$%^4

BSV said:

Thanks Josh, I should be fine in a few days. This just raises my stats even more!!!

If I wanted to hear you cry, I'd give you dry anal.

I think that would probably be the only thing to make me cry. Well, anything sexual done to me by you, that is.

It'd make my penis cry, for sure.

Murph nli said:

boooo. cheap shot.

you have the obvious advantage since you live next to a basketball court and get exercise.

i live next to an old couple that routinely tries to have rough, dry sex in vain.

FuckIsMySignature said:


FuckIsMySignature said:

AUTOPSY_666 said:

mustard

I don't understand how most people who complain about snow/forget how to drive in snow are also those who have grown up and lived in New England their entire lives. Move to Cah-Cah-Comie California where (in its southern region) it doesn't snow but in the summer it gets so hot the fucking pavement gets gooey.

RichHorror said:
wow rich knows how to make a broad smile hahaha

MarkFuckingRichards said:

You old fart.

Winter is the best and snow is awesome. Winter sets the mood to listen to and write Doom Metal.

I went out last night and flung my car sideways on all the twisty unplowed roads. After I crashed into a snowbank I decided to play it safe and did donuts in an empty Target parking lot. Snow is the greatest precipitation ever.

archaeon said:



"Mustard. Mustard is made from mustard seeds."

i went on an epic 4 hour car ride through lowell and chelmsford looking for weed and white bread through the worst of it. the white bread was for the fluffernutters i was going to make after i got high...


those were the best tasting fluffernutters I ever had

tomxnli said:


t-biddy,

is it safe to say that between being an EMT and your neighbors, you've successfully surrounded yourself with the most fucked up people in RI?

diarrhea_blumpkin said:

You've got a weird drug dealer.

he hooks up those loaves phat yo

It took me about five hours to get home from Chelsea yesterday afternoon.
Fuck the snow.
Fuck the state for dickin around with their plows until it was too late.
Fuck stupid people with cars.
And Fuck Mark's knee. It's been nothing but trouble.
How's it goin', Mark?

It's going pretty well, Danielsahn. Since this is the 4th time my right knee has been dislocated, the recovery process is a lot fucking quicker. I just hope it's healed enough for me to tear shit up at the first Composted show on 12/29...if you feel like driving to New Bedford you should go to that.

I'm also hoping that I can sucker Target into giving me money since this happened in their parking lot.

I'll try for the New Bedford shit. And good luck with Target.
We're in for even more tonight, plus rain, ice and everything all together at once.
Time to listen to Black Metal for months on end.
::Grabs Watain::

I would be in PA right now if not for the snow.

I stayed up for 2 days straight from thursday to friday plowing and shoveling and i'm doing it again tonight starting at 3AM. pussies.

p.s. $20 an hour

12 inches of snow = best album of the 90s

my car is stuck in a snow bank and I have no Idea if I'll be able to get it out for work tomorrow...so yeah fuck the snow

i got a parking ticket for $25 and almost had my car towed this morning. the ticket mysteriously vanished after i crumpled it up and chucked it somewhere.

SW said:

see, this man has it figured out.
I LOVE THE DOUGH, MORE THAN YOU KNOW!