I stomp the dead fetus with my size 16
Fetus stomping gangsta I'm mean, mean, mean
Fetus Crushing Posse is nothing new to us
Time to kick you in the old uterus

remember when nancy reagan lost her breast
me either.

Excellent. It shall be a song.

Scabbed over rowboats toss em in the tree
hats are on sale at stores
police ain't got shit on burt reynolds
moustache power, oi oi oi.

From a belligerent dick who doesn't give a shit,
Here's a sock full of pennies with your name on it.
You're not worth 2 rolls of quarters you fuckin' twatsicle.

WELFARE'S RUN OUT, OFF FELL MY DICK
TIME TO POST ON METAL FORUMS FOR KICKS

CALL AL SHARPTON
IT'S GENIUS

BLACK POWER!

The first time I saw that scene in Ghostbusters
where Stay Puft is destroying New York
it changed my life
because I was wound fucking a cat and now I have Hep C

Keep it coming.

doogie houser, what a fag
he gave jim henson AIDS

Rub a dub dub, I'm bakin' brownies in yo tub

I stitched a bodysuit from the foreskins of Jewish boys
Trapped them in my lair, probing ceaselessly with anal toys
When I raped one to the point of prolapsed anal demise
Ground his body into meat and served him up in Jew-pies

guys and dolls!
we're just a bunch of crazy guys and dolls!
oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

I am the man from happyville land
I walk down the street while beating my meat
while eating shit from a happy can

I'll fuckin rape your face
with a mop and a broom

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

this song was never in Guys and Dolls... and Nathan Detriot never had a light saber.

you shot a bunch of people, and then you shot yourself
you wrote a suicide note as a desperate cry for help
you're the laughing stock of the internet, and your death didn't mean a thing
because you ate that fucking sandwich, and that fucking toilet thing

I like to go camping
I like to climb trees
I like ice cream sundaes
and you're my main squeeze

you, you, you put the candy in the apple
you, you, you put the blue up in the sky
you, you, you make my heart go all aflutter
let's get married, you and I

so I can legally beat you

xmikex said:

win

Use my cock as a swizzle stick in your drink
Too bad yo mothafuckin' pussy stinks
Take my dick out ya tonic and put it in yo ass
But damn bitch why you gots ta pass dat gas?

Take you down to my lair
Pull down your Princess Jasmine underwear
Your pussy is so bare - don't be scared
I drop a wet deuce into your hair

Motherfuckin devil comin down on your street
gonna kick your fuckin ass
gonna stab you in the fuckin neck

when i was seventeen
i drank some very good beer
i drank some very good beer i purchased with a fake id
my name was Brian McGee
i stayed up listening to Queen
when i was seventeen

Every morning on the toilet
A tiny turd, it waits
Sometimes I like to press down my cheeks
And sit to masturbate

Maybe it's time we cleaned it
Maybe it's been too long
Yet I can't bear to see it leave us
And neither can my schlong

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

whaddaya think about dat, Joe?

Bravo people!

Ryan_M said:

http://www.redtube.com/8172

!!!

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

Hahaha, that was awesome!

Los Lobos kick your ass
Los Lobos kick your face
Los Lobos kick your balls into outer space!

I walk around town with a stark erection
and gave your mom a yeast infection

UUUH, bitch close ya thighs cuz it smells like low tide
I got a reverse erection inside and a tear in my eye
Are you smellin' what I'm smellin,' fish fermentin'
Got me screamin' worse than Glen Benton
You gotta staple them legs cuz you got some rotten eggs

MarkFuckingRichards said:

LOL

Too Many Cookies:

I ate too many cookies, to make my mommy mad
I ate too many cookies, now my tummy feels bad

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE YUM

Pancakes pancakes chocolate mousse
Pasty pastries out the caboose
And it's wet cuz I get loose, yeah I gets loose
Spraypaintin' interiors of telephone booths
I got the superior juice flowin like a faucet
If you got the wet juice faucet flaunt it, floss it,
Take it to the dentist and get yo cavities filled
By an ill phallus drill too strong for pills
PEACE WE OUTTA HERE

Girls in pre-school
Make my cock drool
Come over and taste some
Of this here pre-cum
Sittin' naked in your kiddie pool
Chowin' on a fresh stool
Your favorite Barbie up your ass
Pour more beer in my Elmo glass!

DestroyYouAlot said:

hahahahahahahahahaha

AAAWWWWW My name's John Dwyer and I'm here to proclaim
That if you fuck with the English language you're sure to get maimed.
When I go to sleep I dream about authors like HG Wells,
When I get crunk up in the club I get down with bitches who can spell.
I'm sure to get all the bomb ass fine clit
Cuz I'm the smartest motherfucker in English Lit
CHECK IT
I rock crazy verse like iambic pentameter
Cuz I represent grammar with maximum stamina.
I masturbate into my thesaurus
Giving life to words cuz that shit is porous.
I don't look at porn cuz they don't have enough articles,
I get mad hard when I learn about subatomic particles.

If I peep you half-steppin' on my turf with ya modifier dangling,
I'mma full step on the perp and give him a strangling.
If I see you spellin' definitely with an A T E
Then you definitely gonna get hated by me.

UH...where my authors at, nig nog? Edgar Allen Pizzo, ARF ARF! Robert Frost keepin' it chill up in the library mothafugga...I'm like the goddamn scarecrow in Batman, I got BOOKS AND BOOKS AND BOOKS AND BOOKS...YEAH I GOT BOOKS AND BOOKS AND BOOKS.

LAWL

I want to see Poppa Beef and Horror Tang in a rap battle. Somebody program a phat ass beat and these two can keep dubbing on new verses.

Battle?! I only bring it live and correct. Only with a freestyle battle can you bring the intellect. Any time you suckers want to battle. Bring it bitches, I slaughter you like cattle.