Ascendancy has to be the lamest band ever. with two ugly guitar players. one of which has a mohawk...gay. and the one who sings is just a plain old ugly bastard. he had the most ignorant "i think im better than you" face on the whole show when i saw them. guess what...your not that good. the only good member of the band is the drummer. ill give him some credit. fuck everyone else

I like them a lot.
but all the homosexual references about having sex with SAME SEX coprses has got to go.

you should not have eaten the brown acid, missktz.

you're gay.

worst atempt at an insult to a band ever.

didn't we all decide that if someone talks shit about a band anonymously that their opinion means shit?

I have to poop.

gaygaygaygayfaghomoqueerqueerqueergaygayhomo.........fag

Maybe people should start worrying about themselves. Who gives a fuck about your opinion. By talking shit you just make yourself look like an asshole. If you don't like them fine, you don't have to. Keep it to yourself. Do they really bother you that much that you have to pull some immature highschool bullshit?

i'd toss my yambag into terence's balloon knot

i dont know. hes got a point. they are pretty ghey with all that buttsex.



earfucking, now thats where its at.

What show did you go to?

Have I mentioned lately how much I love people? Especially nine-year-olds. Thanks for your opinion buddy, feel free to not come see us since you don't like us. No skin off our backs.

So... what's your band sound like?

missktz said:

Right there, that's an ignorant statement if I've ever read one, you've never talked to us and don't know us as people. But your judging us by appearance only, gay. Don't hate us cause we're determined.



Whatever. Keep the drama with metalcore/emo high school kids. It wouldn't be art if everyone didn't have an opinion. Let us know if you want some rousing group sex too, we're good like that.

TheGreatSpaldino said:

(shudders)

I said that I have to poop....dammit

get weirdless.
I'm pooping as I type.

the_reverend said:

the wire part is that you are serious

so, missktz, (nice name, and anonymous too, yay, how typical) would you care to let us know what band you're in? Im dying to find out.

I'd like to see you tell me what you think about my band in front of my face. If you did, I would actually give youa handshake and thank you for your opinion. Maybe I should be in a band thats less gay, or maybe I should stop being ugly. Or maybe I should stop getting somewhere with my life. You have us all figured out. haha. I love everyone.

Stop being jealous.

If Ascendancy wore scarves while they played it would go over better with the sundance film channel crowd.

they not gay
they on FIRE!

the only thing thats GAY is JARRODS PLACE

you want scarves, you got it.

Anything to make us gayer then we really are.

Sweatervests coming soon!

maybe you all outta wear pink leather jump suits haha

i'm glad you guys are happy tho

subjugate said:

that would make them judas priest gay.

yes they are sooo gay

happy group of guys



oh and i got to see the infamous wall of p0rn in their studio space...and might i add i saw a succubus on the wall too no no not the infamous SI issue bahahaha

Josh was gay enough to start the first mosh pit I had ever seen for Kevorkian's Angels, but not the gay cheesecore type mosh pit, it was all old school clumsy circle pit!
Ascendancy eye for the metalcore guy coming soon to the USA network!

ha-ha, wish I'd seen that

Ascendancy is my dad

succubus said:

The only one I ever bought was the year after that one. Darn the luck!!

So I promised everyone, that I would make an Ascendancy is gay thread to dedicate to all the anonymous posters that like to talk crap.

I remembered that there already was one. A BUMP FOR ASCENDANCY BEING GAY!

missktz I wanna fuck you in the ass with the new ascendancy blasting in earphones that I have sutured to your head, and force feed you my feces and video tape it, then send it to your parents...so they could see where they went wrong because you have no fucking manners.

Robdeadskin said:

wow....i would have just gone with the simple "fuck you fag" but i think that works much better

gonna make a point ....do it right...fuck that person!! "I want em dead, they'er family dead, I want thier house burnt to the ground, I want to go thier in the middle of the nite and piss on the ashes." ok thats not mine but..........666

well missktz look at it this way, at least they're open about their sexuality.

and succubus, i'm still waiting to see that SI issue!!!!!!!

Shucks, no one in Ascendancy wants to even touch me! I guess she could see into the future and saw me with Al/Goratory at Club Therapy
http://www.returntothepit.com/pictures.php?id=93758&simple=1
This is all my fault. Sorry guys. : p

ascendancy are way above that dumb assed fucking cunt nob whore
this cunt needs to shut her fucking mouth.

cheers to ascendancy!

i still say theyre all gay.

if ascendancy was gay, gay would be the new cool thing so that person is a retard

And it's such a shame that Charlene is getting fat.

Was that an action shot of the fuckin' Fro-Hawk? Aww yeah, pimp stylin.

Ha, their is more people in that picture watching Josh get humped than their are watching the band. Is anyone else seeing some dollar signs popping up in their head. We should take the RTTP sex show on the road.

That's right sweet tits, we need to start up a porno productions company. Call up Katy!!

aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww, and he gives a low blow. Your all I need baby!!!!!

oh jeez.

Robdeadskin said:

I've been quoting that movie for days! In fact that exact quote was my away message.

Abbath said:

You mean gay isn't the new cool thing to do?

no, i just told you that cuz I wanted a blowjob