when the show you went to is out early?
I'm not sure what to do with myself

play with yourself....

duh... like I'm not going to do that too.

I meant like after/before... I can't jerk off for 4 hours.
I'd get blisters!

the_reverend said:

Not if you do it right. Way to be uneducated.

I decided to redo my room instead...
and then I found a bottle of tequila.
I know what I'm doing tonight now, getting into a fight!

a list of things for rev to do:

eat moth balls

play dress up

hide in your enormous tree

learn a new language

watch infomercials and order shit you will never use

watch lifetime and slit your wrists

prepare an altar for my tonsils

paint your toe nails

hm.. I'm considering the toenail thing....

there was no one else around so I drank tequila and punched myself in the face. boy, you should see the other guy.

my tree fell on me tonight.
my arms look like pin coushins.

i bet you guys have shitty tequila there...
i like the expensive stuff my dad buys from
mexico... it's so smooth it's like drinking
water...

and christmas tress suck. i had one fall
on me one year... so yeah... i always get
charlie brown trees, but this year i put up
my wierd tree...

paint your toe nails pink.

Put your balls in your mouth and hum Christmas carols.

you have me confused with that black guy.

This black guy?


I can see why you'd think I'd be confused though...

right it's the suspenders.
I redid my room to have dual 21" monitors on next to my bed.

1 for porno, one for TV.
wanna see a picture?

If you want to show it off, show it off.

naw bitch, maybe later.
I've been huffing glad all night.

awww i feel so missed <3