We still make fun of you after you ask us for directions....ask for a good local restaurant, or pass us on the highway.

You are the brunt of our jokes and the evil twinge in our eyes.

We hate you...no matter what you think.

ooooooooo tay!

at least we arent fucked driving in the city. baaaaa.

this is like the 8th thread you have made like this... not all peopl;e from MA are assholes... but what can ya do?

he can drink his whiskey and come on RTTP to bitch about it, like you know he always does.

I make fun of anyone, regardless of anything.

It's still fun to see a Masshole boat with a Assholechussetts registration and think..."Ya, that moron with the sideways hat is telling his girlfriend what a great fisherman he is, or what a great hunter he is (on his 1st hunting trip to Maine." Knowing that we could out-fish and out-hunt his city boy faggot ass is the best.

They try to impress people with their expensive trucks.....but that's all that they have. No skill and expensive gear.

A $60,000 truck doesn't get anywhere faster than my $5000 Chevy. A $400 fishing rod doesn't catch fish any better than my $30 berkley. A $2000 rifle doesn't drop deer any faster than my $400 Marlin.

Mass is all about money and ZERO tradition. Go home assholes, we really don't like you.

so Hoser, whatcha drinkin' tonight.

im outta whiskey and only got some smoke

lol. I wouldnt say Mass has zero tradition......like the Revolutionary War, and stuff.
Id say massholes would never care less tho.
Thats what makes a true Masshole.
Lack of Revolutionary War knowledge.

Besides, we don't pander to spics, niggers, and outrageously stupid gun laws.

Good job being a state that started defending freedom through private ownership of firearms, and now condemning private ownership of firearms.

Communists.

Hoser said:

hey you leave the party alone

im with you on that one... way too many illegal spics here.

Obviously the apple fell FARRRRRRRRR from the tree here......

Tom Menino = whining, nigger pandering, fag loving dildo.

Hoser on weed is hilarious and frightening all at once.



WHO SHIT MY PANTS??

I don't drive a truck, talk about fishing, think about fishing, talk about hunting, think about hunting, wear hats, have money, my car is registered in RI, and I don't even necessarily like Massachusetts or living in Massachusetts.

...but I'm going to have to say that you're making an awful lot of generalizations, sir. and I implore you to stop and occasionally gaze at the stars and say aloud, "Does any of this really matter?", take a deep breath and return to life.

also:

Mahhbles Menino, what a kike.

i want to have more places to shoot my bow that isnt a lame gun club... also i want to go to an archery store and not dicks sporting goods.

Dwight Schrute would never be from Massachussetts.

brian_dc said:

the fact that you even know what this is/means, makes me kinda squint at you.

I just googled "anal orgasm" because fun word combos like that always lead to joy.


but whatever, I was a sociology minor and I focused in gender studies, I've read volumes on homophobia, sexuality and all of that shit.


nevermind all that though

*squints back*

I must say that down here in SWfla, the racism is RAMPANT.
People will say certain words in public, that you just cant get away with up there.
Also, there is a lot more gay hate.
Its pretty crazy for me still, to get used to.

brian_dc said:

hahahaha nice.

Yes it matters....I wait for 2 fucking hours, behind a line of 100000000 Masshole every Friday night, JUST TO GET HOME TO DINNER WITH MY WIFE AND SON.

Would this make you a little cold?

Yes it would, sir. If YOU....NOT ME...sat behind 100000 assholes travelling north to litter, be loud, and generally piss people off with their rude attitudes....just to get home to fucking dinner. Masshole plates, all the time...everywhere. STAY IN YOUR SHITTY STATE!!!

powerkok said:

I mean get used to LOVING!

the south is interesting, there's a sort of polite hatred.


Even more subtle than the big "wow" words. A lot of older southern folk will refer to a black person in a sort of paternal, owner mentality. don't know how many times I've heard someone in the south say, "Oh, (insert black guy)...yeah, he's a good boy. He knows his place"

whats the only state to only border one other state?

10 seconds

brian_dc said:

Yeah, exactly.....but theyre not ALL older, that think that way. You would be pretty suprised I think. I mean like 20-30 year olds.

Hey Hoser, youd get a kick outta this....about 5-10 miles from my house, you drive down this dirt road for about 1 mile. Theres a toothless redneck in overalls, sitting at this table, and you pay him $3 to shoot on his land, and hell clean up your brass.

Yep.

i love the south.

jacksonville, fl.
poole, ga
new orleans, la
san antonio, tx
vabeach/norfolk, va
dc

so much fun seeing america

oh and the answer was maine, boo to never getting to see more of it

maine sux
mass sux
the south sux (and people talk slow like canadians)

live free or die, faggots*.


*faggots only elligable fore the "die" part in NH

A treaty:

We'll reign in our masshole legions when the lawless lands of the north stop sending hebeasauruses who bitch about having to pay a $0.10 sales tax on a shitty keychain at some tourist trap gift shop hell.

Hoser said:

AMEN

Dear snowhicks, please stop trying to sell stuff on massachusetts craigslist. I'm not driving to northern vermont or new hampshire to buy it.

I know no one in your state has a job so they can't buy anything other then flannel and snuff, but you should have thought of that before entering the retail buisiness.

Hoser said:

if you don't like it tell your shitty state to stop airing videos in our shitty state telling us they want us to go up there and hunt and fish and boat.

It's not our fault they need the tourism because people live in log cabbins and don't pay taxes.

NH is my adopted state.

FuckIsMySignature said:

I'm only lived in Ma for a handfull of years, so I really don't mind when people make fun of it, but I think state wars are just about the funniest thing in the world, so I haveto join when I get the chance.

ya both states are fine ... its the douchebags that inhabbit each of them that are the problem

myself included

haha +1

NH,ME,MA all suck......... I win

mass is great cause everyone here is an asshole plus people from NH suck on the highways and the obsession with vanity plates

waa waa.



go shoot something cleetus.

maine sux
mass sux
the south sux (and people talk slow like canadians)

live free or die, faggots*.


*faggots only elligable fore the "die" part in NH

Hoser said:

So wait, do you work in Mass?

Niccolai said:

Yes, stop selling cars on Boston's Craigslist that won't fucking pass inspection.

I'd be even more pissed if my car's engine being all fucked up didn't give me an excuse to do an engine swap with a JDM WRX STi, which is actually kind of rad.

Everywhere sucks and we'll all be dead soon.

powerkok said:

Alaska.

Wrong. Maine. Alaska borders Canada.

Tennessee, LOLOLOLOL

largefreakatzero said:

Exactly. Canada: the largest state.

Haha!

the only good thing that NH had done is being the birth state of Ronnie James Dio but even his family screwed out of there for a better state

G.G. Allin was from Concord, VT.

Samantha said:

No one's from Concord, VT.

Ha ha. It's in the Northeast Kingdom. Of course, no one is from there.

You should try going to the Northeast Kingdom of Vermont. People look at you funny when they've never seen you before.

Samantha, I'm not saying it's cause you are a woman, but you are wrong
"Jesus Christ Allin at Weeks' Memorial Hospital, in Lancaster, New Hampshire"

the_reverend said:

Have you ever seen "Hated", the documentary on G.G. Allin?

He was born in NH but grew up in VT.

He grew up in Vermont, but was born and buried in New Hampshire.

Edit: Fuck you, post edit-er. :P

Ha ha ha!

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

Ity's aggrivating. Especially when they post them unser 'south shore massachusetts' and you Send them a message and they're like "oh, by the way, we are in maine"...

What a crock of shit. Last I checked, south shore ma was in massachusetts.

I'm concerned that my art actually makes New Hampshire look too cool. I mean, Dio, GG, and a dinosaur?

http://www.nndb.com/people/033/000083781/

Wow, GG's daughter is 21.

Who wants to track her down and father GG's grandkid?

I like Cape Cod and Martha's fuckin Vinyahd and that is about it... NH be my grave.

powerkok said:

well put

DestroyYouAlot said:

CNV said:

born and raised son...too bad there aint much of a metal scene here






oh, and cape codders can out fish anyone in New England...fact.

also the birthplace of the "redneck"

no offence but you spend way to much time bitching about people from MA

My_Dying_Bride said:

what part of the cape?

i'm from tha 'Shpee

Where the shit is shpee?

haha.. mashpee land of the wampanoag.

who in their right mind decided to make "Vacation land" Maine's motto.


That is some of the gayest shit since "The Hospitality State"

thanks a lot Mississippi, I don't think you'll trick the blacks into coming back and serving you.

dont be cranky at us civiclized folks just cause your sister got her jaw wired shut, and your bored now.

Hoser said:

real men hunt with bows and arrows.
anyone can kill with a gun.

xanonymousx said:


fuck that, a knife and a rope.

DestroyYouAlot said:

i thought all of our money was tied up in mexico, i didnt think we bought canada yet. we're too busy investing in the mexican childrens futures and education.

deadlikemurf said:

actually living in Brewster, but I myself am in fact Wampanoag

xanonymousx said:


I'm also a bow hunter. For the record.

Hoser should shut the fucking fuck up until NH raises it minimum wage. Have fun making $6 an hour, faggot.
Tell all your faggot stupid NH neighbors to stop coming to Mass. to work. You all wicked suck at driving on the highway. You all go 65 in the fast lane and wonder why Massholes honk at you. GET OUT OF THE WAY, dishwasher.
When every stupid ass NH moron quits their Boston job we'll stop fishing in your gay lakes.

DestroyYouAlot said:

that made me LULZ

Josh Martin NLI said:


Fair enough dildo. I make a LOT more than $6 an hour. And, we did raise the minimum wage a month ago...If I'm correct. BUT, what minimum wage earner would spend $30 in gas to reach a Mass. minimum wage job?? Your argument is fruitless retard. Nobody does. Most companies move to Mass. to be closer to shipping routes, actually. Aside from that, I care not about your opinion as you are a welfare supporting, nigger and spic loving socialist. Just ask russia where socialism got them. Have fun waiting in line for toilet paper you small dicked homo. BTW...Anal Cunt sucks ass...absolute talentless noise. Have fun paying rent in your ghetto...I'll be spitting on your jobless ass in 20 years.

As far as our state goes....you assholes only come here to experience peace and serenity that your own welfare state cant provide. Argument over...that's why NH and Maine are FULL of Masshole plates. Thanks for bringing business and profit OUT of your state too feed ours......ya'll keep my taxes low...Thanks. I really do appreciate the low property taxes. However, you wouldn't know about property taxes...you'll never pay them. You'll never make enough money in Anal Asswipe to even taste home ownership. Pretty soon you'll be nothing more than a washed up guitar player with archaic ideals still living in a town inhabited by spic immigrants 1/2 of which are illegal. You'll always be a loser, just like Daniel Larusso from the karate kid, only you'll never pull off the crane kick. Choke on shit, spanker.

i live on the ma nh line and work in nh its all good with me, but i would not work for the nh minimum wage [which i'm close to doing right now, but its just a summer job] i like nh.

xanonymousx said:


Well, I live in Maine which is why most of his hostility in fruitless. Maine is also a socialist state as far as I'm concerned. I pay $35 for my concealed weapons permit and I'm sure that some scumbag skinny Somali in Lewiston gets that $35. God bless the Liberals, they help us to realize that if the world were they'res, they's fuck it up beyond all belief. Society need us to keep the money sucking Liberals in check.

Liberal ideal = "it's fucked up...throw money at it!!" Ted Kennedy taught us that. And we all know what an honorable douch that scumbag is. I hope that he also chokes on the same turd that Josh Fartin' is eating.

Hoser said:



/thread

Hoser said:

but new hampshire has canobie lake park the number 1 theme park in new england!

xanonymousx said:

Salem doesn't count as NH.

Hoser said:

Beavis and Butthead wouldn't have even laughed at that.

Hoser said:

NH would kick Mass's ass any day. I was born and raised in Lynn, but luckily replanted in NH. We're conservative liberals up here, we are cool with anything as long as it doesn't hinge our freedoms.

this concept of us being rednecks is pretty lame. Every time I go to Mass I feel like I'm going back in time the closer I get to Boston. People stop using blinkers, stop pronouncing R's, stop knowing how to merge. Hell, 20 years and I bet Mass is the start of some socialist revolution induced by the mass influx of uneducated whites and foreigners.

y_ddraig_goch said:

When you start wearing flannel, hating ethnic groups, and saying 'yall' then I'd say it's become more than a concept..

Ya'll is easier to type. That's all.

Massholes suck. You should have seen the Saco river this weekend....all Massholes canoeing...or trying desperately. It was so full you could walk across the river from canoe to canoe. The police scanners go insane because Massholes can't figure out how NOT to start crime....even when they come here. Hell, we're so full of Massholes that we have a triple homicide in an Army -Navy shop in Conway and 2 of the 3 dead are Massholes. Go figure!! We are polluted with these wretched cocks.

STAY IN MASS FUCKHEADS.....Rt. 16 is crumbling under your uneducated asshole tires! Our lakes are drying up because of your acidic, polluted urine. Our taxes are getting wayyy lower (which is a plus, thanks Massholes)......but you dirty our lakes and stink up our roads. Is your state such a shithole that its better to invade northern New England? What is it that draws your asses here? Maine and NH are prettier than your state, that's for sure. Yet you all stand up like your shithole state is the greatest....if that's true....then....well, why are you here?

I don't understand what the issue is.. you say stay away, then thank them for 'keeping your property taxes low'.

surely they can't keep your taxes low from home.

i hear new hampshire is nice this time of year

No but they spend SOOOOOO much money here. Mass loses money, then they ask the federal gov't for more assistance for their welfare programs. It's an interesting mess that massholes keep themselves involved in. We suffer due to their SUPREME discourtesy (i.e. some long nailed, wife beater wearing Masshole cutting his kid in front of my wife in the bathroom line on Saturday, then he doesn't speaky Engee (English.) She got so pissed that she cut every Masshole down verbally in the parking lot on the way back to the car. I was waiting for a fight to start so I stayed put and waited for one of the punks to open his mouth (so I could jam my .45 barrel into it) and naturally the all got back into the shithole cars with the gay (spirit of America) plates and tossed their useless selves back onto the river with the rest of the tourist scumballs. This only reinforced my massive hatred for Massholes in general. They can't hunt worth a shit (they pretend), they can't fish worth a shit (they use real worms...what are we 5?) They can't ski or board for shit.....and they can't drive for shit...and aside from this all, they are discourteous to everyone in their host state, act like they know their ass from a hole in the ground, and continue to be pompous idiots.

Dude, come spend one weekend with me as my guest, my house is your house...I'll drive you around and show you what I mean. You'll never leave feeling the same about Massholes.....and I have to put up with them EVERY fucking day.

so you are helping the problem by inviting more massholes up to maine?

Separating people makes you part of the problem.

No, seperating them keeps drugs away from my state and my son. It keeps my dirt roads from becoming paved highways. It secures our naivete, and tradition. It secures the art of "family."

It keeps sideways hat wearing nigger wannabe's away from my family. It secures our woods from being filled with wannabe hunters who have no idea what safety is and shoot at anything that moves. It secures our lakes from fishing tournaments....shall I go on?

It secures our farms. It secures my taxes from being overstressed by people used to living in a welfare state.

You all live in a concrete jungle....ruined by your polititians, and your shitty voting habits.

While your state is enjoying one of the largest murder rates and budget deficits, mine is enjoying great fishing, hunting and surplus budgets.

Bottom line....Mass. sucks...that's why you all come north.

http://www.geocities.com/jonclark500/weblo...gringos-massholes-who-needs-em.html

I am NOT alone.

Hahahahahaha see what I mean?? Even Wikipedia has you covered!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masshole

Wow.....I didn't even realize...

http://www.masshole.net/pages/2/index.htm

I live in RI actually.

No, seperating them keeps drugs away from my state and my son.

About, the dumbest statement you've ever made. If you're really concerned for your son you would teach him values such as empathy, appreciation, and respect. So, are you going to keep your son away from Massachusetts? That a good one dude. Coddle him and keep him away from all the bad people that might corrupt whatever mind he grows into. Good luck to you. You'll need it as I'm sure you'll know.

hoser missed the fact that maine ALREADY has a huge meth problem and Heroin problem. Heroin is come from NYC and Mass, but meth is a rural american phenomenon.

Hoser said:

Do you always point out the obvious or only when you have nothing intelligent to say.

Have fun paying out of pocket for your gay death metal hobby. I'll keep touring and flying 1st class to Europe to play my talentless noise.
See ya on the road.... oh wait, no I won't. No one cares about your band. I can't even make fun of your band because I've never heard it and most likely never will. Much like 99.9% of the people in the scene.

Hoser said:

This one is better:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Massachusetts

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FHqcNj0Pv6c