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New site? Maybe some day.
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DETHKLOK CONCERT
"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, _________________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed, though I will be thanked for dying should this be a filmed event going straight to the DVD marketplace, but NOT if this is a filmed IMAX event (as credit space is limited).
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during this concert that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for coming to see DETHKLOK live. We understand you have many METAL concert choices out there and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
_________________________
Printed Name
_________________________
Signature
_________________________
Date
_________________________
Social Security #
_________________________
Bank Account, Credit card and PIN Number
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Ha: Nathan Explosion IRL:
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corpsegrinder is nathan explosion IRL |
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STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS |
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thegreatspaldino said: corpsegrinder is nathan explosion IRL |
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