when ever he says "crim-aliens" you take a shot. you'll be puking with in 10 minutes.
your liver won't make it through a week.

I've been taken swigs of water playing along.. need to find a bathroom before I piss myself.

I love Jay Severin; I listen every day on my ride home from work...

he's such a douchbag most of the time and then says something I 1/2 way agree with, but it's in the context of something I don't believe in at all.

Best and Brightest, dammit!

serious dan, thank you for my job!

The best part is when he hits on the women callers, yet he is one of the scariest looking people alive.

Hahahahha! That guys such an upper/middle class icon shithead. You should also chug a beer whenever he pronounces the word "program," like "pro-grum," and take two shots whenever he says, "demonstrably."

His fake enthusiasm for guitarists and guitar playing makes me sick too. Years ago, I heard a caller introduce him to the work of Stevie Ray Vaughn. Sevrin had never heard of him and now, he celebrates the man's whole collection and constantly shouts his praises.

He's also the hugest yuppie pussy ever and talks like he just stepped out of combat, making even Vietnam vets sick.

And kudos on the call that he's the ugliest humanzee alive, yet constantly hits on chicks and acts like such a 1960's "Man on Campus" type of player.

I've been delivering pizza for a long, long time and used to listen to 96.9 all the time before getting XM and, as much as I hate Jay, he's not nearly the worst. FM private radio needs to die.

laura ingram is the worst. her show is talking a circle 9 times with long pauses. on the 5 time, ask someone who isn't there about it like it's a question. on 7th time, ask the guy working the board and then after the 9th, play some stupid sample a couple times. she sucks and is a x-tian yuppie.

Do you fuckers really think that Severin gives half a piss for you and yours? Hes an agent for the state of ISRAEL!! I SHIT YOU NOT...

Wow, a Google image search reveals that Jay Severin looks nothing like what I thought he would. Anyway, way to give Libertarians a bad name, he's as Republican as Republican gets. This guy claiming Libertarian is like a kid at Northeastern wearing a Che shirt to be "extreme" before going on to lead a safe, yuppy life - it's the exact same shit. You're boring and average, get into it.

In other news, rape Laura Ingram with a broken fence post. In the ass.

He always says "nine-T-six nine"

He loves Katie Couricks "bosom" hahah

You are very welcome, Rev

You are very welcome, Rev