Rich Horror isn't responding to AIM messages. How do I get through a day of work without wasting 2 solid hours of it discussing who does and doesn't deserve to be raped?

its not rape if she blinks twice for yes.

Really? I didn't know about this rule.

When in doubt whip it out.

FuckIsMySignature said:

Seroiusly though, if I'm ever like totally fucked with no chance of leniency from a judge, I'd love to use that argument.

What the fuck? I can hear somebody at my work using a typewriter. What the fuck is this, the Flintstones?

it only works on coma victims and the autistic though.

Typewriters? This lady seems pretty active. I guess she's autistic.

All the pieces are finally coming together.

I can't tell what that thing's sex is.

whatever it is... its wicked good at typing.

You have to stop IMing me during sleep time in Horrorland. Treat me as if there's an 8 hour time difference. For example, 12 noon in Horrorland is 8 am.

that's a four hour time difference. are mathematics different is horrorland as well?

Yes. They are done via the medium of Jameson whiskey.

i wish i went to school in horrorland. i would've aced math.

It is truly a paradise.