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New site? Maybe some day.
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Thanks to Jesus translating into various hollow chocolate mammals, and half rotten eggs that are somehow hidden by a human sized grotesque rabbit, I was attacked at 6:30 by my offspring.
Fortunately, I made a pot of coffee that will take paint off of a window.
WHO SAID THAT?!
FUCK! |
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I've been up for that long too, and it had nothing to do with Easter. Girlfriend with her graveyard shift sleep schedule and being unruly during the whole night unappreesh for me. |
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I got up at 6:30 also to my son yelling my name. Somehow a basket of candy was sitting at my son's bedroom door. hmmm...if a giant bunny can get into our house I would imagine anyone could. |
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Yeah, my GF's mother decided to call her at fucking 8 a.m. to wish her a happy easter. Her cellphone ring could wake me up from a mile away, it's a horrible thing to wake up to. (it's some fucking flogging molly song). I couldn't get back to sleep after, and I went to bed at like 4:30 a.m. Now, I gotta WORK today. What a gay start to a holiday.
But, it is easter. Today, Jesus Christ rises from his grave. If he sees his shadow, we're in for another 6 weeks of winter. Something like that.... |
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i just woke up and i'm still hammered from last night. happy day. |
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oh shit, HAHAHAHA
My neighbors got some kind of spray on shit that they used to make little bunny footprints out in the hallway to make their kids think the easter bunny came. It goes to every fucking door in the building EXCEPT the door of the brazilians down the hall to me. Good to know that the easter bunny skips the foreigners. lol |
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the brazilian bunny is always late. |
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yep been up since 4:00 cause i had to work today fuck clinics |
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Human sized Rabbits are usually quite racist, in my experience.
Thats pretty funny. |
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I woke up at 4:30 in the morning yesterday for no reason other than the fact that I fell asleep too early to stay asleep the whole night. I went to bed the same time last night and just woke up 20 minutes ago, meaning I slept close to 13 hours. Good times. |
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