How many pictures has he taken since he died?
How many posts has he made?
Much like Tupac, Aaron is a hardworking dead man

So true...so true...*rubs chin and stares blankly at the ceiling in deep thought*

i wonder if retzam killed and replaced aaron with a clone

University of Joe McNamara said:

Hmmm... maybe...maybe...*rubs chin and stares blankly at the ceiling in deep thought*

if aaron is dead, then who was with carina at the show on saturday?

Dammit RA! It was said evil clone!! Get with the picture dammit!

tom must be part of your plan!

University of Joe McNamara said:

YES, HE IS!!! WHEN THE EVIL CLONE'S ELECTRICAL WIRES CORRODE, I SHALL MAKE MORE BY SKINNING RA AND TANNING THE HIDE, THEN I SHALL CHANGE THEIR CHEMICAL MAKE-UP USING CHICKEN WIRE AND FORM THEM INTO THE NEW WIRES!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

I am so stupid at typing. Rather than just turning caps lock on I held down shift while typing that whole post.

I do that too, so do not feel bad.
I remember in elementary school when I discovered I could hold down shift instead of hitting cap locks for one letter, then turning it off.
i felt so smart.

University of Joe McNamara said:

HA! That's nothing! I remember when I caught that bastard Santa Clause rummaging through that little sack of his in my living room and I set him on fire. THEN I felt so smart.

that explains why after 5th grade my parents started buying me presents instead of santa.
you bastard

University of Joe McNamara said:

Well, I didn't burn him, I caught him and put him in a cell in my basement (where he resides to this day) and he also fits into my evil clone plan to destroy the world.

does Jimmy Flynn know about all of this?

University of Joe McNamara said:

No, he is dead and replaced by an evil clone also.

aaron is hiding under my desk

EOS

Actually Aaron is under my desk, the evil clone is under your desk. I win.

DeOdiumMortis said:
bite the DD's

let's go up stairs and have some efficient german zex.

the_reverend said:

the real aaron is back!

Uh-oh. He must've undone the locks on the chains in my basement. Next time I'll be sure to weld him to the floor.

you've got it wrong...it's the clone that ass raped you

i got it from the REAL deal

Either way, I did the ass-raping. If I knew I had the clone I wouldn've chopped it up and made dinner a while ago.

DeOdiumMortis said:


precisely..YOU had the clone..the REAL guy would not have let you come so close with his ass

this island's not so bad once you get used to the gassings

hahahaha

someone im'ed me about aaron and she said:

<<He's got worse mood swings than me when I'm pms'ing.>>

hahaha i guess she stole the rev and i dunno what she's gonna do

Do you two bleed all over eachother every fourth week? If Jim came back he'd ask for pictures as proof.

DeOdiumMortis said:

hahahahaha

i have a story that involves a ring and blood

but i will say no more

DeOdiumMortis said:

Actually, the rev is dead!! Cmon, havn't you guys been following this?? He is dead and replaced by an evil clone!!

succubus said:

damn, now i'm all curious and stuff...