Still need a drummer for my thrash band. We're dedicated, located in Western Mass. and our influences range from mostly thrash (Nuclear Assault, Sabbat, Dark Angel, Kreator, Tankard, Destruction), death (Death, Pestilence, early Deicide, Possessed, Morbid Scream), to power (Steel Assassin, Abattior, early Blind Guardian.) If someone is interested just check my profile for contact.

how many gallons of sperm can you take down?

Me? None, my friend? Probably a lot. Haha.