Everyone's got their favorite foods from all the restaurants scattered about, but what if you could build ONE fast food joint with a menu cobbled together from all the others? The fries from this place, the burgers from that, all served piping hot in one location.

Here's the deal:

You're limited to only TEN items on the main menu, then THREE more slots open for drinks. List what would make the cut in a fast food joint that caters only to you.

My picks...

MENU

Coney Island Hot Dogs (Coney Island)
Whopper (Burger King)
Cheesy Gordita Crunch (Taco Bell)
Spicy Curly Fries w/cheese sauce (Arby's)
Smokehouse Beef Brisket (Quizno's)
Mozzarella Sticks (Friendly's)
Popcorn Chicken (KFC)
Sausage Egg and Cheese Crossaint (Dunkin Donuts)
Buffalo Chicken Quesadilla (UNO's)
Spicy Chicken Sandwhich (Wendy's)


DRINKS

Fribble (Friendly's)
A&W Root Beer
Sprite

god, what a bunch of shit. If i ate all this crap, i sure wouldn't be proud of it.

i would frequent this establishment

Spike's buffalo veggie dog
Cheesy bean and rice burrito(or 7 layer)
Quizno's veggie sandwich with guacomole
falafels
Mountain Dew

Habhalash, crab juice and ew.. mountain dew

that's a good list...although i'd probably replace the quesadilla with either general tso's chicken or crab rangoons

habhalash? help, no clue. I hear ya on the crab juice. How bout Gatorade instead, any color.

sacreligion said:

i second that

the_reverend said:

Klau kalash!

sacreligion said:

Is there really any crab in a rangoon? I have never seen any.

MassOfTwoSlits nli said:


if by crab you mean cat... then yes = good eatin!

spicey chicken and spicey fries - checkers

RAINBOW ROLL & PLENTY OF RAW FEEEEESH

Fuck, sushi's not fast food - one takeback.
I vote Veggie Burger from Burger King, extra pickles, cheese and tomatoes WITH CHEEEEEEZ.
(I heard BK beef is 1/2 meal worms. I still eat it though.)

eww..

thats some damn fine meal worms

no crab in rangoon,but there are worms in bk's beef and all fish

here's my guess for the recipe of crab rangoons

25% dough
70% cream cheese
5% crab

Getting crabs from the chinese is unpleasant at best

sacreligion said:

coincidentally, Joe Christianni's girlfriend excretes that exact combination of ingredients every time she queefs.

please don't ruin crab rangoons for me

thank you

I'll put in a vote for the Oreo McFlurry

Homewrecker - 's

denny's bbq chicken sandwich w/ seasoned fries and a strawberry shake.

"25% dough
70% cream cheese
5% crab "

True, but the crab is not real crabmeat. Most places use that shit-fish imitation crab stuff. Its fucking gross from most places.

i still love em though

fried cream cheese and fake crab...mmmmMMMMmmmm

W3 nli said:

Where's there a Denny's nearest to Boston? I only know of one in Warwick, RI.

its near arlington right off of 128

the seasoned fries are what gods eat

W3 nli said:

I am certain I am not worthy. Thanks for the tip though Sparky.

davefromthegrave said:

thats definitely the grossest thing i've read in a long time.

sacreligion said:

haha i know right.. who gives a fuck whats in em.. they're fucking awesome...

"25% dough
70% cream cheese
5% crab>>

coincidentally, Joe Christianni's girlfriend excretes that exact combination of ingredients every time she queefs"

Holy shit, that was really funny.

this is the worst thread ever, im so hungry now!

Double Whopper w/ bacon, cheese, and ketchup.
Italian Chickenwich.
Arby's Curly Fries
Caramel Apple Empanada from Taco Bell.

Beaver McD said:

Dude, you eat garbage...

"Dude, you eat garbage... "

^^^ this is limited to fast food choices...if the rules allowed anything i'm sure that list would be steak, turkey, mashed potatoes, etc.

and those food items might be bad for you, but they are sooooooooo good, but i can't eat em or else i'll get fat, but it's soooooo good

i wouldnt call unos, fast food

All I can think of is a giant, sticky, stenchy, unhealthy dump after eating all that garbage.

Yeah its all junk food but the idea behind the thread was to post what YOU would have in your own fast food restaurant

Probably a real restaurant.

anonymousteinberg said:

sorry, cock is not on the menu. it is a slow cook item.

So you've been cooking all day? Looks like you've got a table set for five. Isn't that the Japanese style of feasting called "bukake"?

stop looking in my window. it's creeping me out.

It's OK, I looked away when the Bill Clinton signature shit-covered dildo came out...

chicken grilled stuffed burrito