Last night I dreamt that Mike Giallo and myself won a shitload of money at Vegas and took it all to buy cheeseburgers at McDonald's. Tyler and Cam from Rat Burger/UFA were there as well, trying to pick up two stewardesses. Me and Mike were dressed normally, but Cam and Tyler were dressed like Vince Vaughn and that other dude from Swingers. It was clearly the most amazing dream anyone has ever had, ever.

I think you need more help than anyone on RTTP can give

I find pills to be very helpful.

How did I know you were gonna say something like that?

i had a dream that i savagely killed some dude and then drove around a small town with his body in my truck. i think my reasons for having the dream were that last night i saw the part of national lampoon's vacation when the aunt dies and theyu strap her body to the roof of the car and i've been driving around westport a lot.

Go Drink Paint (11:52:03 AM) has entered the room.
Buck374 (11:52:03 AM) has entered the room.
Cowmaximus (11:52:03 AM) has entered the room.
Buck374 (11:52:06 AM): I fucked a soft shell turtle
Go Drink Paint (11:52:15 AM): pictures?
Cowmaximus (11:52:23 AM): What else would you do with it?
Buck374 (11:52:25 AM): hidef digital video
Buck374 (11:52:46 AM): I made a nice soup afterwards and poured it on some christians
Go Drink Paint (11:53:04 AM): why isn't she sitting on parking cones in these photos?
Go Drink Paint (11:53:08 AM): what's wrong with suicidegirls
Buck374 (11:53:25 AM): suicide girls as far as I can tell is all softcore
Go Drink Paint (11:53:30 AM): FYI: If I become silent it's because my boss came in and I'm pretending to work until he leaves
Go Drink Paint (11:53:44 AM): I'm going to start www.hardcoresuicidegirls.com
Go Drink Paint (11:53:58 AM): hahaha
Go Drink Paint (11:54:06 AM): Rich, start pedo-incest-suicidegirls.com
Go Drink Paint (11:54:19 AM): I want to fuck liz vicious
Buck374 (11:54:23 AM): Jizzmhal: have you seen askaninja.com?
Go Drink Paint (11:54:26 AM): but then again, I want to fuck a mailbox
Buck374 (11:54:33 AM): I have like 2GB of lizvicous
Go Drink Paint (11:54:34 AM): askaninja?
Buck374 (11:54:38 AM): Yeah
Cowmaximus (11:54:38 AM): I want to buy a hammock.
Go Drink Paint (11:54:59 AM): buy the way.... Rich (cowmaximus) is a recoverying IRC junkie I've heard.
Buck374 (11:55:05 AM): Go watch one, me and a co-worker are thinking of a similar site but it will be ask-kimjongill.com
Go Drink Paint (11:55:09 AM): rich, would you like to stand up and talk to the group?
Go Drink Paint (11:55:36 AM): oh.. Ask a Ninja
Go Drink Paint (11:55:44 AM): I thought aninja was one of those nigger names
Go Drink Paint (11:55:50 AM): like ask aunt jamima
Go Drink Paint (11:55:56 AM): or ask jeniqua
Cowmaximus (11:55:59 AM): Hello, group.
Buck374 (11:56:10 AM): STFU RICH
Cowmaximus (11:56:16 AM): My name is Rich and I masturbate to pictures of dead nigger women.
Buck374 (11:56:18 AM): YOU EVER SUCK DICK FOR AIM MAN
Cowmaximus (11:56:43 AM): No, just for the sheer enjoyment of it.
Buck374 (11:56:47 AM): YOU EVER GIVE A NIGGER A HANDJOB FOR YAHOO CHAT?!?! I DONT THINK SO
Cowmaximus (11:57:25 AM): I accidentally brushed up against a nigger and blasted that side of my body off with a blowtorch.

I never have conversations like this on AIM

You need to start associating with a higher class of people.

this is utterly amazing

As a follow-up, here is the reaction of Tyler to my dream as he was tripping on mushrooms--

Tyler: rich tonight, halloween is belated for i am becoming a ring-tailed lemur once more!

Rich: I want to be a long-tailed rodent too.

Tyler: incase you didnt pick up on what im trying to say. im eating a massive amount of shrooms

Rich: Yes, and I hate you for it.

Oh, i had a dream with you in it.

Last night I dreamt that Mike Giallo and myself won a shitload of money at Vegas and took it all to buy cheeseburgers at McDonald's. Tyler and Cam from Rat Burger/UFA were there as well, trying to pick up two stewardesses. Me and Mike were dressed normally, but Cam and Tyler were dressed like Vince Vaughn and that other dude from Swingers. It was clearly the most amazing dream anyone has ever had, ever.

Tyler: haha i have never been betrayed more gloriously

i call vince vaughn

Rich: It makes me want to take my dad up on his offer of flying out there, and bring the three of you with me, just to see if it happens.

Tyler: haha i would try my hardest to make it reality

Rich: The first thing is for you and Cam to purchase stylish suits.

Tyler: way ahead of you

Rich: That's my boy.

i had alot of fucked up dreams last nite

I am a fucked up dream.

I'm constantly having fucked up dreams... it's kinda awesome.

I fuckin' WISH.