"there is no way I'm getting elected to anything"

people would run anonymous smear campagins against me.

*a still picture of me is shown*
VO: " 'XmikeX' more like 'gayMikegay' "
*zoom in on the photo as it turns black & white*
VO: " Did you know that Mike actually LIKES some hardcore bands. "
VO: " He claims the best Deicide album is Serpents of the Light when everybody knows it's Once Upon the Cross. What an xfaggotx I hope he totally xloses the electionx. "
*the photo starts to burn*
VO: " 'xmikex' I've never met him, and he's never done anything to me, but I'll be damned if he's going to be MY city council assistant treasurer"

PAID FOR BY SOME RANDOM ANUS WITH NOTHING WITTY TO SAY

I was thinking more like googling the_reverend nigg*

As long as when I do run I'm on the republican ticket, I should be good.

why aaron? because you poop and bring yer phone with you?
<3

succubus said:

*Tosses REV4PREZ 2008 button in the trash*

CARINA! now my phone is going to be flagged.

Naked poopsex orgies.

And here I was using my statements here as a platform to get elected...

I'm already running in 2036.

I never think, so no.

Alls I knows is is that we should burn all the jews and drown all the queers.

Whoops.

Then all the gay Jews will actually be quite comfortable.

ShadowSD said:

brilliant!

I'm probably going to school for politiccal science, so it's safe to say whatever I end up doing...it'll be behind the scenes.

(mopping a floor in the statehouse or something I'm sure)

I'm still voting rev for prom king

illiterates

the_reverend said:

http://suicidegirls.com/members/The_Reverend/



That is what I got when I "googled "the_reverend"