YOU ARE NEXT!

If there was only one Van Damme movie worth seeing it was this one. This movie was 99% ass kicking with a love story only faintly alluded to. Chong Li was the sickest motherfucker alive. He broke that one dude's leg in half, and then he snapped that other guy's neck. If he had beaten Van Damme I wouldn't have even cared because I was so caught up in how ultra tuff that fight scene was. Van Damme doing the Johnny Cage split to finish off that fat guy, amazing.

i'm so fucking bored today

Chong Li is the Hare Krishna answer to Captain America.

my favorite thing about that movie was when chong li put his finger over one nostril and blew snots out the other.

agreed. this movie rocks. Lionheart wasnt bad either.

this movie should have won an oscar in the "best performance by an asian man's snookerholes" category.

dreadkill said:

I have a pretty bad habit of doing this all the time.

dude that helicopter kick is awesome.....i also loved how chong li wasn't afraid to stomp a niggas ass..TO DEATH