Where the hotties tonight?

Well, there were no hotties with me last night

well, where are they tonight?

Who fucking knows

they will all be at the growroom in providence, for the giant orgy we have booked.

they are usually found installing themselves on the tip of my erect penis

KeithMutiny said:

You already said that.

RichHorror said:

you think so, i mean the direct quoting of himself wouldnt already point that out.

Smoke weed Frodo, you're too tense.

for someone who's supposed to be masturbating, youve got a lot of free time with your hands.

I have twelve hands.

he has a helper monkey

hmm and yet no woman wants you, weird how that works out.

dreadkill said:

yeah but you seem to be at home.

I'm sorry that I have yet to commit to going to your show. Calm down.

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

how dare you?! i'm not a monkey.

actually, i'm sitting next to him on a wireless connection.

in the nude

and in the mood

RichHorror said:

naw, my psychic told me i needed more love in my life. so im just trying to spread it around. plus i wouldnt want to take up any of your masturbating time.

No, that's called a chair.

RichHorror said:

shh he's a monkey he cant tell the difference.

That's horribly insensitive. They prefer the term 'african american'.

actually, we prefer nigger

dreadkill said:

shh the big kids are talking.

I know I do.

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

i'm bigger than you

Being bigger than Sean is not exactly what I'd call a feat.

it is when you are a primate

i think he missed the frodo comment a while back, monkey's can do that. you know not reading and the such.

it's ok though, he can feel like a big kid. but then again it would just be a normal night for him over your house rich.

so does the monkey spank you or do you spank the monkey

both

dreadkill said:

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

i'm big in the pants

dreadkill said:

RichHorror said:

listen to rich, there's no n00dz or pr0n here mahn

oh, ok. i'll go search for n00dz somewhere else. carry on.

well, this didnt turn out nearly as i expected.

what c'mon its a lazy sunday afternoon, what else is there to do

masturbate

whiskey_weed_and_women said:



Im going to see the Omen in a few hours.It better not suck

your new name should be "Strong Sad"

this thread is awesome.

I'm awesome.

i want a banana

I just had a bowl of cereal which is in fact, better than a banana. End of thread.

I had a bowl of cereal comprised entirely of bananas.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

no

RichHorror said:

yes

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

i second that. cereal is the be all to end all.