Singer Robert Palmer has died in Paris of a heart attack, according to his manager.

who the hell are all these people, and why is everyone dying within one week.

terrorists, most likely

maybe george bush will die next week.

i doubt it, dick cheney on the other hand. he seems really old and near death

sigh don't you guys know anything?

robert palmer! the guy with all the girls in his videos....he died of a heart attack...

see orgies are bad mmmmmkay?

hah

My mother is going to kill herself over this.
She is so obsessed with Robert Palmer.
She isn't even allowed at Robert Palmer concerts anymore because of stalking charges.
She has a Robert Palmer shrine at home, which includes all his records, paintings of him, pictures of him and security running from her as she chased him in a lust filled rage, and more.
The shrine is surrounded by those velvet guarders that you see at banks.
I was never allowed near that shrine.
I am going to break the news to her right now.
Somebody has to do it.

You're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to keeling over and dying like a trendy pussy right after cooler people die.

Name one guy in the world that's cooler than Palmer.
...That's what I thought.

mr. cash
eos

Let's see Johnny Cash get a bunch of mindless, drugged up chicks that look the same dance in unison to one of his songs.
...Or even a weak Nine Inch Nails cover.

lots of people covered Cash...

he is a legend...


Even Social D (one of my fave's covered him)

Oh, I know.
I'm just kidding.
I loved Johnny Cash until he started covering every song in the book just to sell CDs.
But either way, nobody had an effect on modern day music like Palmer.
That guy is crazy.
Robert Palmer used to eat dead babies on stage just for shock value.
Crazy.

Don't ever put Cash down for doing anything. He was a legend, and a patriot. No man did for Marines and soldiers what Johnny Cash did. He sang their praises as they should have been sung.
He's the fucking man.

You don't need to tell me.
I love his stuff.
I just think he sold out.

How the hell does Johnny Cash...sell out??

He was just doin' what he loved to do, man. Play.
If I'm still playin' when I'm 70 fuckin' years old....I won't give a fuck if it's a cover or not.
By the way....didn't Robert Palmer do that gay assed song "Simply Irrisistible?" That song was for the fuckin' birds.

I'll have you know it that Simply Irresistable had the famous quote "she's so fine, there's no telling where the money went".

Beakey said:

Ahahahahaha.....ok man...that's true. Bitch prolly spent it on crank.