hehe i live in a two family house... (my landlord lives upstairs) and i can hear him most of the time..

and tonight like most nights hes on the phone crying to his gf... tonight she seems to be a "very cold woman that just doesnt understand what shes doing" heheh man hes such a schmuck.... i think its funny i wonder what that makes me? haha oh ya a single person that finds misery in others relationships hahahaha

hmmmm now shes a fucking liar... and he got off the phone... and threw something... and then he called her back.... who needs Springer

Tell me when you start hearing stabbing noises.

in between im noises i did hear "when im dead..."

and its awfully quiet up there... hmm maybe ill just enjoy some free rent until the smell gets too bad

wow... qoute of the day

Rule of thumb: always steal the electronics first.

keep your eye on a couple windows.
if you're lucky, maybe you'll see a man shaped object fall into view.
if you're luckier, you'll hear the thud.