I have a friend who DJs on the campus radio station at UMASS Dartmouth. For weeks he's gotten threatening phone calls. He found out the culprit tonight.

DJ: i found out who has been crank calling radio schitzophrenia with bubblegoose requests
DJ: of course, i blame you, even though he denies your involvement in any way shape or form
Cowmaximus: Who?
DJ: the dude from upsidedown cross and adolf satan
DJ: he's apparently bored and i anger easy so he's been making it a point to annoy me to piss me off and laugh to be less bored
DJ: the saga has ended. without bloodshed
Cowmaximus: hahaha wow
Cowmaximus: Was it Josh?
DJ: "why me?" "you whine and it's funny"
DJ: derrick?
DJ: i don't think he even knew who i was, either.
Cowmaximus: How'd you find out, did he finally reveal himself?
DJ: somehow it got to fighting words and then he called back and said he would be here in an hour, and i was like who is this, do i know you, etc, and he came clean and assured me you didnt put him up to it
DJ: and assured me it would have been funnier if he got seth involved

I bet that was hilarious to anyone who was there.

Is there someone on Adolf Satan named Derrick? I doubt it was anyone from Adolf Satan, how would any of those guys know about some stupid show at UMASS Dartmouth?

Nope. I dunno about Upside Down Cross, though.