Who is more annoying?..you decide (It had to be done eventually)

Where's the 'Fat chicks' option?

again, rich horror might be the funniest person ever on rttp.

it's hard to choose. if i had to say overall, it would be infoterror, but metalcoresucks has been so much worse recently.

dreadkill said:

You are the Ed to my Johnny.

HEY-O!

Infoterror occasionally has some interesting posts lodged in his web of crap and CAPS. So OverkillJock it is.

damn I cant go back and add that,Rich. But you do have a good point there

Yeah. Fat chicks have got to go. Also, when you get off stage and a girl says you were awesome, and then introduces herself as the girlfriend of one of the other bands playing.

RichHorror said:

true

Does that happen to you alot?

Too much. It makes my penis cry with hellacious torment.

metalcore sucks should change his name to bobby blitz's jizz tastes like sweet butter and his asshole tastes like brown sugar. that would be an appropriate name for him.

RichHorror said:

I coulda done just fine without the details

definitely metalcoreSUCKS

this thread is great if only for the HEY-O!

dwellingsickness said:

my life would not have been complete without those details.

It's need to know type info.

MetaslcoreSucks is in the lead...Who woulda thought

B
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M
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i'd go with MetalcoreSucks. from reading his posts, you can tell this guy is a stupid, weak-spirited, lazy, worthless good-for-nothing who could get a small itch on his nutsack and make it out to be the end of the world.

i've tried to read infoterror's posts and i can't make heads or tails of what the hell he's talking about plus it hurts my eyes trying to read all that crap on a computer screen so i've learned to just not bother reading his threads.

Ryan_M said:


Lets see here.Im far from stupid and I have a job so go and fall on a fucking knife u fucktard!!!!!!!

u fucktard!!!!!!

Ryan_M said:

As a side note, does anyone remember the Adobe PageView display for the Mac way back when? It was two 8x11" pages side by side, if you set it up right, with perfect contrast.

I miss that monitor.

LOLZ

I'm a fan of infoterror.

I am a fan of penguins

he gets awesomer every day. i used to not like him, but now he is making me laugh more often.

Joe/NotCommon said:

me too. i buy penguin things for my girlfriend whenever i see them. penguins are the best animal ever.

You should send your girlfriend on that Extreme Makeover show and turn her into a penguin.

I am a fan of Chumby Duren the Onion Horse

28 to 14

it would be impossible to remain flaccid at the sight of my girlfriend as a penguin.

Joe/NotCommon said:

naked in the swump sucking my cock.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

thats the age range of dudes you date?

That just gave me a mental image. You just forced me to be a junkie.

...

More of a junkie.

coincidentally, a few months ago, on my myspace page, i created one of those pet things everyone has. it's a penguin named chumby duren.

Clearly, anything I read from this point on is a psychotic episode.

JoJo, you are my one and only!

That girl you put in touch with me offered me 9 klonopin and a blowjob. God bless you Dwyer.

joe is involved in a serious love triangle with rich and dwyer.

Oh good. Now I hate two people.

drugs make the triangle a square, or maybe a rhombus.

I want to kill myself

dreadkill said:

No, because Joe is getting blowjobs and drugs, while I AM FUCKING FAT GIRLS SO I WON'T HAVE TO WATCH ALL OF 'DODGEBALL' WITH THEM.

...

I ah... might've said too much there.

dodgeball was a terrible fucking movie, you made the right choice given your options

This thread rules.

Joe/NotCommon said:

i'm glad i'm not the only one who hated that movie. what a suckfest. rip torn was the only good thing about the movie and they kill him halfway through.

This thread is brought to you by pills.

I run a record label that nobody around here will ever like or support, of course I get blowjobs and drugs

and before anyone complains, no, i didn't ruin the movie for you. ben stiller and co. ruined it by making it.

I hope I get a knife in the side of the neck.

RichHorror said:

and coke-lined vaginas

WHERE

in the trunk of my cadillac

probably at castle dwyer

I live on the corner of Bartlett and Sheffield. Bring them to me immediately.

did i mention they are dead? it's just the vaginas. i have them in a duffel bag, or as i call it, my cunt purse.

you live in new bedford...you will never get anything but fat gay guys trying to get you to help them change a tire in the rain.

I resemble that remark.

don't let your car break down near puzzles.

My car is comprised entirely of hatchets.

is it fueled by menstrual blood?

if so, i know a cheap source

Is she married? Because that's my preference. And also a member in good standing of the AARP.

They both should get killed.

I should get killed. In fact I am gonna go off myself now.

NAMBLA 4 LYFE YO

Rammer makes life worth living.

haha this thread took a drastic turn...I like it. This thread was brought on by pills by the way...Boredom + too many percs = picking on people that annnoy me haha

Why does everyone have good drugs except me?

You're married and no one wants to give you a blowjob.

oh yeah.

Bump so that MetalcoreSucks might one day learn his place and shut the fuck up.

I havnt been complaining that much lately

so what? you wanna fuckin cookie?

RichHorror said:

Wait, what? I have plans to give Pam drugs and a blowjob on friday night.

MetalcoreSUCKS said:

Still don't make up for all the trauma you have put this board through since you signed up

bump for me going down on Pam in hopes she will do my dishes

Here's hoping she's spent this time growing a dick for you, Joe.

BLOWJOBS JUST AREN'T THE SAME
WITHOUT COERCION

Since MetalcoreSUCKS has been on his meds, infoterror has once again taken the lead.

wow what a lead he has

bump said:

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

I WON'T BE HAPPY UNTIL
I'M TOP TROLL

OF COURSE
NONE OF THIS COMPARES TO THE ISRAELI ASTRONAUT DEBACLE

NOW THAT WAS COMEDY

RichHorror said:

Hard to complain about fat chicks if you're fucking them. It makes more sense to bust on ugly chicks, they come in all shapes and sizes (plus most guys would rather do a pretty chick who's kinda fat than a butt ugly chick who's skinny - hmm, there's a new poll right there...).

RichHorror said:

By the way, I don't get the joke, why do fat chicks want to watch "Dodgeball" with you, is it because they like the scene where the fat cheerleader falls on that guy and squashes him?

It's not a joke, it's my life. :(