June 4
Exploding Christ [Scumbag Punk]
Dissector [Zombie Thrash]
It Will End In Pure Horror [Powerviolence-Sludge]
Shit Fuck [Thrash-Punk Metal]
Bitchslicer [WORLDEATER RECORDS Thrash Kings]
@ The Junkyard - 260 Cochiutuate Rd - Wayland, MA
4 pm - $6 - ALL AGES!!

This will rock your socks off

And rape them.

i'll rape my own socks, thank you very much.

Ben, hop on AIM

yes massa

this is gonna be a fuckin blumpkinfest if there ever was one...

I certainly hope so.

sounds like a good fuckin time

Hop back on AIM, Tyler

aight dad

And please start calling Sheila 'Mom'. She loves you.

i dont call this love

MY ROOF, MY RULES.

tyler, i'm forcing your bother to come. just for bitchslicer

Just FYI for all those, this is the first Human BBQ of the summer, so be prepared to eat meat and get drunk.

I hope they have vegan cuisine at the BBQ.

This looks like a great time, with some honest bands, let me know if any slots open.

I'm listening to the ExAgenda mp3's right now... I dig. I'll definitely let you know.

Thanks. New demo will be out next week for anyone who wants it.

That would be me.

RichHorror said:

Cool, if you're able to make it to HMB #11 I'll give you one, otherwise I can email it to you/IM it to you, etc.

I just saw that my job is a fuckface and I'm working 2nd shift. E-mail it to humanity_is_purged@hotmail.com

NP. Will do.

Ugh. I'm stupid. I was looking at the wrong day. I will be at HMB after all. You can still send the tunes if you want, though.

Cool, once I have the masters I'll send them. The CDrs at the show will be a preliminary mix, we're planning on printing a pro CD later for label promos, etc.

I believe Bitchslicer will have copies of their new album at this show, which truly is reason for a celebration.

Bitchslicer is awesome.

bitchslicer rules

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!

ATTN STEVE EDDIE RAMSDELL:

Please bring my hat

and pie

I'd just like to state that that is the only flyer i've ever made that hasn't looked like total ass.

Yeah, that freaked me out.

well if the other band doesn't come through, than this flyer is terrific. Ben I'm amazed at the great job you did.

there's another band?!

it took me 20 minutes to figure out how to fit all the names on there and still be readable...

THWARTED!

Is the other band Kevorkian's Angels? If so I can call Brad right now and see what he thinks.

i'll bring your hat, but i'm never bringing pie or any other assorted baked goods to a show again.

That flyer kicks amazing amounts of ass. I love it.

make a pie and serve it out of my hat as payment for my bitchin' ass flyer hahahaha

Joe/NotCommon said:

Yes. I've yet to hear back from brad or Mark.

Just called Brad, he said he needs to talk to John and won't get a chance to atleast tomorrow.

Son of a BITCH.

It's entirely possible that this show will be the record release party for the Dissector/IWEIPH split 7".

Yes, it's all falling into place now...

Fuck the naysayers. AKA Dissector.

We're going to record with Kelzo [of Bugs & Rats superstardom] on April 13. The possibility of this show being the 'Fulcigrind -vs- Romerecore" record release party is about 99.9% likely.

DO IT DOUG! and by Doug, I mean Rich.

I intend to. I also intend to smash pills and then put them up my nose.

Kevorkian's Angels has been added to this show. REJOICE.

YES! This will be one of the best shows we've ever been a part of! I'd just like to say that I will be really fucked up at this show, and the amount of people that are going to be fitting into this room during this show is going to make people pass out for over heating like a jeep with no coolant on a 90 degree summer day, true story.

Ben, re-tool that flyer boy!

Mark Kevorkian has requested that cocaine be present at this show. Someone get to work on that.

I'll find some Columbian kids in Framingham, see if they got the blow.

Such a nice young man.

BUMP for anarchy in a basement, oh BYOB

This show is complete anarchy.

I heard I was getting a sloppy blowjob at this.

If Tyler drives me home I'm planning on getting as fucked up as humanly possible at this show.

Do it anyway! The worst that could happen is tat you have no car and have to go back to living with your ex that dumped you the day your mom died. Oh, wait, no.

Goddamn I hope I have this day free.

Call into work dead.

excuse me work, im dead, i will be back in a week

It could work.

http://www.myspace.com/bitchslicer666

http://www.myspace.com/weymouthrock

http://www.myspace.com/shitfuckthrash

http://www.myspace.com/itwillendinpurehorror

http://www.myspace.com/dissector

http://www.myspace.com/explodingchrist

less than a month

I demand beer, BBQ, Blowjobs and serious head exploding metal in order to make my presence known at this show.

All these things are guaranteed. I cannot at this time guarantee the gender of those handing out the blowjobs, however.

Richard, tell everyone that you've changed the name of the band to It Will End in Pure Happyness.

I've changed the name of the band to It Will End In Pure Happyness.

exactly.

MattSPONCH: exactky
MattSPONCH: exactky
MattSPONCH: what the fuck
MattSPONCH: exactly
Cowmaximus: hahahaha
Cowmaximus: Bam Margera owns your wretched soul

fuck IM conversations.

Fuck women.

fuck.

bump so none of you kiddies forget!

you guys better be prepared for the eating machine that is Kevorkian's Angels, especially Nick. The man can fucking EAT! You've been warned...

Bump for hopefully all the underage girls that Rich will talk to in the course of this day.

I have to talk to them? Jesus, women are so needy.

With my nefound riches, I can more or less gurantee this will be record release show for the Dissector/IWEIPH 7".

So ah... can someone make a new flyer to include Kevorkian's Angels?

Get Ben to re-tool that flyer, cause that flyer looks bad ass

chris_from_shit_fuck said:

Hahaha, you said tool.

Chris is hungry for manmeat.

always hungry, can't get enough of the cock

You make me feel like a real woman.

i will be play with my band at OBs and then driving as fast as traffic will allow me to be at this

so we're opening right? what should we bring? when should we be there? what's the booze situation? I vote kegs...

Jager,meat,cheese,meat,cheese,Jager,coke,test tube,baking soda.....meat,cheese,Jager

the problem with kegs is that it's still a kids house, so the less obvious the party situation the better. I'm bringing my bass cab/head, and jon's bringing his cab/head. If people could bring a kit just cause jeff's can only take one more show until it's gone, and we want to make sure it goes out in style.

The money collected at the door will go to paying back me and whomever for purchasing food/drinks/what have you. The booze? Well I might throw down some cash for a couple 30 racks, but I'm still not sure yet. It'd be best to BYOB, but keep it in the garage area or in the actual band area.

Load in I'd say around 2:30/3:00. Rich, if you can get there around 2:15-2:30 with the PA just so we can get that up and running that'd awesome.

Any other comments, get in touch with me on AIM: Nessie117.

so what, no strippers

you ruined our surprise

chris_from_shit_fuck said:

what style bass cab? What style guitar cab?

Both cabs are Fenders (not sure on the bass, but I'm about 90%). The bass head is a Behringer, and the guitar head is a Kustom. That's cause we're low end sons of bitches.

i meant speaker set up, 8x10 bass? 4x12 guitar?

Up for speakers.

Up, nigga, up!

I believe the bass cab is 4x10 with a horn, and the guitar cab is 4x12. I could be wrong though.

THere better be more food at this BBQ than the last one. THat shit ran out in like 3 minutes.

King Gary vs Nick Kevorkian....eating contest!

Guaranteed with the amount of eating machines in attendance, the food will run out early.

yeah, I gotta make sure most of my paycheck goes to burgers and hot dogs

I'll bring some shit too. I fucking love BBQs!

chris_from_shit_fuck said:

ok. we may need to borrow a whole set up,drums, amps etc. We have a dispute with our landlord and he's being a real asshole

up

bump

my cabs are still at this kids house...

KeithMutiny said:

yeah we forgot to go do that after lunch

Up.

dissector is going to be gross

IWEIPH is always gross. And fat.

don't challenge me

One, two, three, four.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A THUMB WAR.

I'm going to amputate all the body parts I don't need to continue living, and cook that up. You are all welcome to eat me.

i'd be crushed

i have video tape somewhere of the greatest thumbwar ever. it took like 15 minutes.

I am the crushinator.

THE FIYAHCAHCK WILL BE UNLEASHED!!!

UP

This show will be recorded both on audio and video. The audio will be used for a live split CD featuring Exploding Christ, Dissector, It Will End In Pure Horror, Shit Fuck, Kevorkian's Angels and Bitchslicer due out later this year on Horrorblast Records.

Eight out of ten physicists agree that firecock is tougher than lioncock.

Bump

This is getting recorded for a CD. Go and make noise. I did not steal this idea from Joe McNamara.

sure.

RichHorror said:

i have mics, but i have no mic cords, they're in our space. So if any of you bands could be swell and bring any extra cords, that would rule

i'm the one recording this btw

I have some mic chords. I think like 2 one is XLR to XLR the other is XLR to a reguar phones.

This show officially kicks off the Horrorblast Summer of Love.

I'm going, i think. I'm bringing Alana too so it's me plus one.

cool, i may have a few, i'll probably buy some. WHat time do i have to be there to record?

I'd say around 2:30-3.

shoo, i'll do my best. I have the Horror Number, so i'll call with an eta

Rock on.

http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=30169

? why put that link in this thread?

Because he's a desperate faggot? Just a guess.

RichHorror said:

he's right you know, you should see the last thread for this show

what time do you think this thing will end?

eddie said:

when the four horsemen arrive

weymouthdoug said:

and that's at what? 10 they're coming?

Hey, since 128 is closed due to some gay truck collapsing a bridge, does anybody know another way to get to Wayland fro mStoughton without using 128 at all.

eddie said:

As far as I know, we have to be all done at 10 pm.

actually more along 8-8:30 just cause it's on a sunday and we're starting earlier.

oh yeah, today mother fuckers! If you don't come to this show, you obviously have something better to do.

Someone tell Bitchslicer to call me tonight and maybe they can come back to Quincy to celebrate! I cannot make this show unfortunately because I am dying.

Dying to go see Phobia.

I think Chris and I have found a place for Gary and the boys to crash, so they'll probably just come to the after party. I hate you.

Joe, you make me cry.

What after party? They need to call me anyways as I have crucial information for them regarding tomorrow night at WUNH

There's an after party at Jon from Shit Fuck's house, which is more than likely where they'll be crashing.

Tellling King Gary he is the wind beneath your wings is hardly crucial information.

sorry Rich and all, Mark fucked up and forgot he had plans with his sister or something. We rule at cancelling shows with no warning, but we will be there Tuesday to destroy Bill's BAr!!

Yeah, Mark called me a while ago and told me. Bummer.

I'm getting ready to head out with the PA and all that jazz. This is still gettng filmed and I'm gonna see if the audio on either camera is good enough to put it out. Go to this and make an ass out of yourself.

I think I'm going to this. Thrash + Hamburgers..... Good combo!

rich, you can use my cabs that are there, for the PA if you want.

I'm bringing ours just in case shadiness went down and your shit isn't there.

If it is, it'll be the loudest rock concert the little town of Wayland has ever seen!

fuck yea

and if my shits not there, i will be comming to this show, with a loaded shotgun.

We're gonna be rippng off Butcher ABC for this show.

Holy shit...

This was the greatest show I've ever been a part of.

what a fucking ridiculous night....gotta go to work now

Well except for the fact that I'm out $100 bucks for food, and someone slammed into my car and broke the glass on my sideview mirror I had an awesome time. Thanks to everyone that came, and to the bands. I'm going to be setting up more shows there this summer, but ones where I don't have to spend money on food.

Chris, where were you parked?

I can't wait to see the video of my bassist doing lines off my ass while fucking me with a pink hammer.

RichHorror said:

and that was at like 4:30 or 5:00...what a re-god-damn-diculous night.

Thanks to everyone involved with setting it up, and FUCKIN MAD FUCKIN PROPS YO to It Will End in Pure Xanax for the gear.

Bitchslicer owns all of your souls.

Yeah, huge thanks to Chris not just for the food, but for helping me get this lineup a show on this particular day.

Everyone involved with this show has earned their rightful spot in Hell. Except for the hippies. Fuck them.

i wish i could have gone to this, o well

"If life had a color it would be YOU" - some 14 year old on mushrooms as we were exiting Bitchslicer

Shark tooth tricycles and such

Apparently they asked Jeff if we wanted to play there again in two weeks. Self-loather, classic case.

i have seemed to misplace a XLR cable at this show. If anyone has seen it please let me know.

thank you

Was it a monster XLR cable? If so, we might have it.

no a SURE i think

im retarded.

Yeah, obviously.

Here's a review of the show from King Gary Bitchslicer--

Exploding Christ played first. These guys where alot of fun. Musically maybe ... Grind / Punk ??? Alot different then abhorred. The bass player also plays drums in abhorred & the drummer also plays guitar in abhorred. It was just really cool to see these guys and get to hang out. I have been a big fan of Abhorred and those guys have been to philly playing shows & hanging out at the warehouse, actually Bitchslicer played with them in Boston a good while back. But yeah, Exploding Christ is just a blitz of Noise and a lot of fun. Everyone there seemed to know all the lyrics as well.

Dissector played second. The whole band was on mushrooms and halfway through their set the bass player took off the bass, sat on the floor, and refused to play anymore. Rich (from It will End in Pure Horror) picked it up and finished the set with them. They sounded pretty good under the circumstances. I really dig this band, we got to play with them the last time we where up this way. Really cool kids. I am sure this show was not the best set they ever played, but it was fun.

It Will End in Pure Horror played third. These guys are fucking nuts !!! Rich invited us to come and play this show. Musically these guys are kind of a Psychotic / Sludge / Grind / Punk / Doomy Madness. Earlier in day, the guitar player (who is about 7 foot tall) was using a pink hammer to crush up zanex in a dollar bill. Then the girl who plays bass was doing lines off of the singers ass. So, really seeing there musical performance was crazy but somehow seeing them doing crazy shit all day long kind of made it even more insane when they finally played.

Shitfuck played fourth. The dude from Shitfuck is the one who has booking the shows at the Junkyard. Shitfuck was a fast spastic blend of grind / punk / with a good sense of humor. The thing about these guys that stands out most to me is the guitar players Shitfuck suspenders. Now that's class.

Bitchslicer played fifth. Honestly I was kind of expecting us to not go over that well, and by this point of the evening everyone was FUCKED UP !!! But I was totally wrong. We played well and went over GREAT. Everyone was dancing while we played and at the end of the set they where stealing the mic and singing Drag My Own Coffin to Hell. But the highlight was Rich. This was the first show that he played naked asides from the butchers apron. But right before we went on he took a bunch of hot-dogs from outside at the BBQ. During our set he naked, spitting blood, throwing hot-dogs at people, & sticking hot dogs up his ass. There is a great shot of him turned around with a hot-dog sticking out of ass and everyone in the picture is pointing and laughing.

What a crazy day !!! When we drove up to the house everyone thought that we at the wrong place. It was in the really nice wooded area & the house was a big, nice, expensive, fancy New England house. It did however turn out to be The Junkyard. The kid who lived there was super cool to us. I guess he is friends with the dude from Shitfuck and that guy books the shows. They where saying that they had been doing it for like 2 years or so. It was pretty insane though. There where alot of kids under the age of 18 drinking and doing drugs out in the open, outside & in the garage with the parents at home. They where selling drugs at the merch table to that was the icing on the cake. We should have gotten a picture of our shirts & CD's next to a salad bowl of weed and mushrooms. Also this dude Kevin that Rich had met online came up to hang out and see the band. He was really into John Wayne Gacy and I am pretty sure that he was saying he used to live on the same block as Gacy's house. I assume that the common ground was that dude being into Gacy & then Rich doing the Crawlspace Brothers. Shane & I where hanging out in the van playing Hank songs on acoustic for a while, Rich did a solo acoustic Crawlspace set for Kevin. One of the kids was hanging out with for a while playing acoustic as well. It was fun.

Glad they had fun, I know I did except for the part when I was (and still am) out a 100 bucks. Oh well, I would have used that money on booze and weed anyways.

I would've used the 100 dollars to buy 25 dollars.

touche Rich, touche.

Anybody have pics of this show?

good question. I can't believe this was 3 years ago. This was the last Exploding Christ show ever. Yeesh.

Holy shit! That line up looks amazing! I'm totally there! oh wait... dammit... nevermind

It was.

pics involving or not involving underaged drinking, sexing, and drug abuse?

nobody has to KNOW who was underage. And they're all probably legal by now anyway. Wait no, some of those kids were like 15. Hmm...

Ben, come on. Nobody had sex. Drinking and drug abuse on the other hand...

maybe YOU didn't take advantage of shroomed-out teenagers...

wow, it's amazing how much this board hasn't changed in 3 years. I know it's not a lot of time, but still! haha

son of a bitch i thought this was a new show not form 3 fucking years ago. god damnit i was so excited. all i thought was wow what a lot of fucking reuniting lol. I want DISSECTOR TO PLAY AT LEAST 1 MORE SHOW!!!!!!