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returntothepit >> discuss >> ASCENDANCY needs new BASS PLAYER by Terence on Aug 6,2003 11:47pm
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toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 6,2003 11:47pm
Hey what's up everybody, we are looking for a new bass player, somebody who can be fully committed, that can keep up to extremely fast speeds, no head jobs, druggies, boozers or egos please, must have equipment, transportation, a source of income, availability to practice at least three times a week, at least four years of experience, age 18+, once again, we need somebody who is fully committed to joining, we have shows coming up, and some really big ones in the near future, if anybody's interested, we have MP3's at http://www.mp3.com/Ascendancy and check out our web site at http://www.ascendancymetal.com P. S., we are extremely serious, and intend to make some sort of career out of this, or at least have a hell of a time doing it. Contact Terence@copper.net and please put " bass player" in the subject line... thank you everybody, I hope to hear from someone soon



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 7,2003 2:40am
oh yeah by the way if someone wants to come and play some improv bass on our august 9th salem show and august 11th BILLS BAR show be my guest, just show up, with a bass, or something



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 7,2003 2:54am
How about every bass player at the MFF can play with us, don't even have to plug in, just grab your bass, start shaking your hands around like you know what to do and bang your head like a mother fucker.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 7,2003 8:15am
is charlene out? :(



toggletoggle post by Anthony at Aug 7,2003 9:10am
Terence, you guys practice 3 times a week? Dag, and you got jobs and shit? You some crazy assholes. How long is each practice?



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 7,2003 12:30pm
Charlene is out, and we practice thursday, saturday and sunday, each practice is about 2 hours long



toggletoggle post by baneofexistence at Aug 7,2003 3:12pm
that sux
what happend why is she out did she quit?



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 7,2003 3:15pm
Our scedule can probably have some flexability for the right person though. I feel like that without a full band. We'd even take is he could commit.



toggletoggle post by metalchild at Aug 7,2003 3:18pm

fuck, she was hot too. why go to your shows now?



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 7,2003 4:00pm
Because we're actually a good band?



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 7,2003 4:01pm edited Aug 7,2003 4:05pm
maybe cause we might have an inkling of talent? We dont give a fuck if you dont come out to our shows, nobody did anyway in the first place, so that was just a retard comment. She left because she felt like she couldnt fully dedicate herself to the band, with going to school and all, and she also felt like she couldnt keep up with us, I guess with a whole other slew of things. but whatever just as long as we can find someone



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 7,2003 4:24pm
Unfortunately, she seemed nervous on stage.
Granted, it's something that she would slowly become acustomed to,
but oh well, now you guys can train someone else, I guess.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 7,2003 5:27pm
yeah that also was another reason she left, she was just too nervous on stage and felt bad for not going nuts. I think she had about 1001 reasons for leaving. COME ON ANYONE??? BILLS BAR!??!?! IMPROV BASS??



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 7,2003 6:38pm
reason #483: joe/nc stalks female bassists



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 7,2003 7:19pm
sorry to hear about the lost member. that blows. i'll headbang and play air bass at your upcoming shows ;)

I thought she was a decent bass player...

...




toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 7,2003 8:21pm
She was an awesome bass player, but all thats well ends well. ROck on



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 8,2003 2:37am
Balls. FTW. SMB. I hate everyone



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 8,2003 3:19am edited Aug 8,2003 3:19am
improv bass eh? maybe for the hell of it... i can make it to your practice before the show... pick up a couple of things and then get to go to a show for free... who else is playing? ;)



toggletoggle post by joe/notcommon   at Aug 8,2003 10:31am
what about laryssa?
she is an awesome bassist



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Aug 8,2003 1:41pm
joe/notcommon said:
what about laryssa?
she is an awesome bassist


aw, wicked fuck-shit-piss! I only saw once show with the full line-up. Shit, man--wish I didn't have day jobs!

Maybe I could come down to jam with you guys? Do you tune down to B or D (looked like one or the other). You're near Brockton or Stoughton or something?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Aug 8,2003 1:42pm
oh yeah, and your show at Bills is on the 11th?



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 8,2003 2:18pm
E flat, Brockton and yes, the 11th.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Aug 8,2003 3:11pm
'kay, I bought yer demo (which is fucking awesome BTW) so lemme see if I can riff on it this weekend. I hope work doesn't make me stay late on the 11th! Happens usually mid-month when we go to press.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Aug 8,2003 3:12pm
hey rev, how about some cronos or king diamond or dio or big gay al icons?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 9,2003 2:38am
originally, I had some.. and then a well..
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=269
that's what happened.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 9,2003 11:47am
im going to make a goatse,weightlifter, and tubgirl icons... and ill find you a bunch of cool emoticons too... ya know... since thats all i do is post at message boards... i know where to get em



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 9,2003 1:11pm
Time for MFF3 improv bass, should be a nasty time



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 9,2003 2:01pm



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 9,2003 2:06pm
beat me too it :(



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 9,2003 2:12pm
thegreatspaldino said:
beat me too it :(


hey, when you're bored, you're bored.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 9,2003 2:56pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

hey, when you're bored, you're bored.


hahaha yeah... tubgirl rules!!




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 9,2003 3:54pm
man, nc-17 icons!
hm... I might have to make a "I agree that i'm over 18" for this forum.



toggletoggle post by jesus  at Aug 9,2003 9:56pm



toggletoggle post by jesus  at Aug 9,2003 11:43pm
dont forget to make a hulk hogan one
brother



toggletoggle post by jesus  at Aug 10,2003 12:02am edited Aug 10,2003 1:13am




toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 10,2003 1:19am
dumparoni



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 10,2003 1:57am edited Aug 10,2003 2:02am
Hulk has a pointing problem like he's in Watchmaker or something.





toggletoggle post by jesus  at Aug 10,2003 4:55am
who wants to start a band?
HULKAMANIA



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 10,2003 4:42pm
24 inch pythons brother.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 10,2003 4:49pm
24" Pythons vs. a 5' Lumber Jack saw. Sounds like a Wrestlemania XX main event to me.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 10,2003 10:46pm
Hulkamania/Watchmaker split...spring 2004 Legdrop vs. Saw-microphone



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 10,2003 10:55pm
my mom told me not to point.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 11,2003 1:47am
Someone join the fuckin' band! Playing with us will make you better! It made me better. Damnit.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 11,2003 2:44am edited Aug 11,2003 2:44am
ascendancy? maybe if i wasnt already in a couple bands, hahahaha



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 11,2003 2:59am
Bastard.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 11,2003 12:47pm
playing in Ascendancy fulfilled my life to the extreme, until I wanted to kill myself.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Aug 11,2003 3:23pm
Terence said:
playing in Ascendancy fulfilled my life to the extreme, until I wanted to kill myself.



dude i could try to play bass for yas




toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 11,2003 4:17pm
well, if you want you can try out, but we're like an hour away from Haverhill, and we like to get in about 3 practices a week, if you want to try out, just send me an email Terence@copper.net or IM me on AIM VibTDog



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Aug 11,2003 4:49pm
Terence said:
well, if you want you can try out, but we're like an hour away from Haverhill, and we like to get in about 3 practices a week, if you want to try out, just send me an email Terence@copper.net or IM me on AIM VibTDog
wow wish i coul but we play 3 days a week too...if i see anyone that i think is worthy ill send them youre way




toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 12,2003 3:21am
Ok man thats much appreciated



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 12,2003 11:13pm
bump



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 17,2003 12:19am
not as if anyone cares, but bump



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 21,2003 7:34pm
Ok the requirements have now been downgraded to:

Someone just show up to our practice
We have equipment
no experience necessary

Thank you



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 21,2003 8:23pm
Can I play bass and guitar at the same time?



Uh-oh, I came back.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2004 9:29pm
oh what a long strange trip it's been.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jun 12,2004 9:33pm
way to bump a thread, you kneebiter



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jun 12,2004 10:48pm
when i saw the title i thought josh got kicked out



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 12,2004 10:54pm
I can play e-bass....we can practice via webcam.



toggletoggle post by porphyria603   at Jun 13,2004 12:08am
rev. you asshole thanks for bumping this thread and making me think josh was out...

also, weren't you at a show at 9:29pm???? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jun 13,2004 2:37am
WTF! ??



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 13,2004 2:42am
I was searching for "hulk" to see if there had been a thread for that damn movie. this thread came up.
I thought "wow.. a lot has happend since then" so I bumped it.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jun 13,2004 2:46am
yeah a lot has happened. Basically the band skyrocketed after this whole ordeal.
:p



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 13,2004 2:48am
I know you are being sarcastic there...
but...
new CD, tons of shows, and now a south american tour?



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jun 13,2004 3:19am
my heart stopped for a bit when I saw this...



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jun 13,2004 4:43am
Haha, messing with Josh = Mastercard kind of Priceless.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Jun 13,2004 9:03am
BornSoVile said:
my heart stopped for a bit when I saw this...



Yea same here, i thought i wasnt gonna get to see Ascendancy this week end in Dennis for a minute.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jun 13,2004 2:04pm
BornSoVile said:
my heart stopped for a bit when I saw this...



HAHAHAHAHAHA. this was some funny shit. i thought josh was out too cause i didn't even look at the dates this was posted and i was just like WTF????



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Jun 13,2004 2:39pm
this thread made me nervous. i was ready like halway through, than i was like someone must have bumped this thread.......



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jun 13,2004 2:40pm
haha thats awesome, sorry Josh!



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Jun 13,2004 2:50pm
I almost shit myself!!! I was like "No, not Josh!" and now i feel guilty, cuz my second thought was "wait a minute...we need a bassist"
damn you aaron



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Jun 13,2004 3:07pm
Christ...you guys have the best bass player ever....I was like"what the fuck" Well glad to know this thread isnt for real...josh you rule!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 13,2004 4:43pm
this thread WAS for real.
like a year ago



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jun 13,2004 8:20pm
Rev you are a silly fuck for bumping this thread.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jun 13,2004 9:51pm
A silly fuck and a big gay bastard!



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jun 13,2004 10:32pm
looks like me and Rev are gonna hafta duke it...



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