Our cats have decided that the cool places to piss are:
On the bathmats in the bathroom
Under the table where the phone is in the kitchen
and Right in front of the GODDAMN LITTER BOX YOU LITTLE SHITS I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Yeah, they're obnoxious, but we love'em anyway. Although I'd love to cut off their legs so they were easier to keep track of.
Exhaustedoldman got pissed on by Sacrifice on his fucking head while he was sleeping in my room. The cat is lucky I didn't see that cause I would have kill him. Sorry dude.
My ex's cat used to climb up on the bed, wait until you were awake, and then look you right in the eye while pissing on you. She got tossed across the room many, many times. (The cat, that is...) Used to shit under the bed on the regular, too.