I arrived Thursday around 5:30ish, and it was snowing like crazy so the Rosetta/Glaciers show was cancelled. I went to the WorldEater warehouse and we hung out for a bit, then we went over to Chuck E. Cheese, where I got stuck in some little kid tunnel maze thing.

After finally getting out, we went back to the warehouse and I recorded some vocals for Bitchslicer's songs for Sonic Obliteration.

Friday morning we watched Mr.T on the TV, preaching about his love for Jesus, it was funny at first, but after a couple minutes got really depressing so we turned it off.

After we went out to eat, I went to center city and walked around and made some flyers for the label, then hung out at a porn store until it was time for the Caustic Christ show, where I met up with Anne, Keith, Charlie (Pisscup) and Cara. That show was Awesome, Endless Nightmare and Asshole Parade were the best bands musically, but RAMBO stole the show by providing the crowd with weapons and a reason to fight. Then we all went back to the Warehouse via illegal turns and wrong ways down a one way street, Keith rules.

Saturday morning we went to eat at some diner, the food was good but the service sucked. DO NOT ORDER THE APPLE JUICE.

After eating we hit up the Mutter musuem, but they don't sell aborted fetuses, so all of us were pretty disapointed. Then everyone else went home to catch the Goratory show. I went back to the porn store to hang, but later on hit up South Street.

I was talking to my friend Danielle inside a record store about Conifer and the two guys working loved Conifer and asked me if I knew Ocean. They told me they were coming to boston in the summer for the notcommon records fest, which was cool because they didn't know I was that guy. I made sure to tell them though, because power and fame are my motivation.

Sunday was pretty low key, I flew home at 9:15 to Providence.

Im playing a show in Philly in April. What are some good places to party?

The speakeasy where you are playing is cool, I was there last time I went to Philly, I couldn't really say where to party, probably just with the local bands on your show or some of the houses just outside center city, if you meet people at the gig or around town before hand.

my plan is not to remember this trip at all

I also met a Noosebomb fan at the Caustic Christ show, but he hates Grief.

whats the girl to guy ratio in philly?

I noticed more girls, alot of who were very hot.

hehehehehehe.....

The weirdest guy was this old guy who came into the porn store and renewed 4 gay porns he had out, then went to check out some more gay porn. This guy was definately in his 60s or 70s, barely could walk, even with his cane. But he loved interracial gay porn!

wow....

thats creepy and funny at the same time

The # of hot girls in philly is pretty unreal...there are hot chicks with big ass tittays everywhere!!
I think cheesesteaks head straight for the tits!

Joe....how about that bowl that had the chunk of flesh holding those two chen and eng twins together!?! classy.

I didn't see that bowl! I wonder if it isn't there anymore.

The severed ganggreen hand was cool, plus some of those fetuses.