from tuesday's herald:



GEORGE CARLIN, a counter-culture hero who gained fame with comedy routines about drugs and dirty words, said yesterday he was undergoing treatment for excessive use of alcohol and prescription painkillers.

\'\'I'm going into rehab because I use too much wine and Vicodin,'' Carlin, 67, whose latest book \'\'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?'' is a national bestseller, said in a statement. \'\'No one told me I needed this; I recognized the problem and took the step myself.''

The announcement came weeks after the veteran stand-up comic caused a stir at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas with a performance that questioned the intellect of \'\'moronic'' people who visit the resort city and touched off a bitter, profane exchange with members of the audience, including one woman who shouted \'\'Stop degrading us.''

Carlin has acknowledged having battled cocaine addiction in the 1980s but said he quit on his own by tapering off the drug. He also has suffered three heart attacks.

Carlin's spokesman said he entered rehab yesterday but did not know how long he would remain in treatment. Carlin is scheduled to begin a new engagement at Stardust Hotel in Vegas in February.

thats awesome that he ranked on his audience in vegas like that..hahaha

"...said yesterday he was undergoing treatment for excessive use of alcohol and prescription painkillers"

alcohol and prescription painkillers=COCAINE AND COCAINE

mOe said:

hahahahaha

wtf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of my heros. That guys the best.

He's awesome. Funny as all hell.

"Catholics want you to believe, that there is an invisible man up in the sky, and he's watching everythng you do. And he has a list of 10 things he does not want you to do, and if you day any of these 10 things he has a special place for you full of fire, pain, and torture were you will spend the rest of eternity. . . . . . but he loves you."

and he needs money!!!

hahahahaha i havn't heard that one

rat shit bat shit
dirty old twat
69 assholes tied in a knot
hooray
lizardshit
fuck!

enjoying 'Pork Chops' i see