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New site? Maybe some day.
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A new computer gadget enables someone to apply direct physical stimulation sexually to another person over the Internet, thus advancing "cybersex" far beyond its previous limitation of mere words and pictures. According to a September report on Wired.com, the vibrating "Sinulator," with wireless receiver, can be activated remotely at different speeds and force by a spouse or anyone else who uses the device's password at Sinulator's Web site, and that manipulation can be done not only by keyboard and mouse, but by a male placing the Sinulator's transmitting sleeve ("Interactive Fleshlight") over his penis and thrusting at his (or the recipient's) preferred speed and force. "Thus," summarized the Wired writer, "a man can be thrusting in Cleveland while a woman is penetrated in Seattle." [Wired.com] |
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This is the greatest day of my life. |
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wow. that's umm....well, pretty sad. oh lordy! what will they think of next?! |
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i think this is a good invention for long distance relationships |
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I think it's a good invention for my penis. |
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i just had way too many thoughts and visions flash through my head.
can they make a version where i can donkey punch bitches across the globe? |
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i want to feed animals bits of barbed wire |
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I plan on using this invention to rape Jamey Jasta in the mouth. |
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GReat!! I will be hacking into a broads dildos and setting them to the 'Devastate' speed option. |
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and hacking the guys to 'the angry snaggletooth drag' option. |
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You remember that silver ball with the drill in Phantasm that would chase people and kill them. Id kinda like a remot control dildo that can do that! |
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I have a hand. TWO hands! and baby oil! |
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I slapped a girl in the face really hard this one time, and her cro-magnum boyfriend didn't even do anything about it. He was standing right next to her when I did it. Best day of my life. |
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I wonder if it will look like this:
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"cro-magnum"
You're a regular jeenyus there, Mankind. |
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this is what would occur.
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Id need an external drive, my tower isnt that accessable |
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HAHAHAHA this is incredible! |
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This came up on the mcs site about a year ago, as far as I know, it's fake.
although I do have dreams about having sex with my PCU... |
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Josh_hates_you said: i just had way too many thoughts and visions flash through my head.
can they make a version where i can donkey punch bitches across the globe? |
officially the funniest thing i have ever read. |
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ohhh man....this is ridiculous |
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next they'll have cyberAIDS... i wonder if crabs would be considered a computer virus? |
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the best day of my life will be when i get this yay! |
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Wow...I'm sure I'd use it though. But just wow... |
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