well heres my story...

i am a builder and today my boss had left to goto another job and had me do some stuff at an addition job i was at. now it is an addition in a commercial area so there are no homes aroud it just an auto body shop bout 50 feet next to it. now usually there is a woman in the part of the office that is finsihed (which is what the addition is built onto) and whenever nature calls we use the bathroom in there. however, the if the woman leaves the office, she locks it up, and thats the only toilet in the area. so i had to drop a heater and guess what...she wasnt there. so first thing that came to mind was....they just poured a cement floor and there was a wheel borrow and a shovel, so i grabbed the shovel dug a 2 foot hole and laid the smack down..then i filled in the hole and went up to my car where i had a roll of tp (why, i dont know) but noticed the woman was back. so i used that one to wipe, got back to where i was working and proceeded to histerically laugh for about 10 minutes straight.

i rule.


anyone else do something awesome?

got some class 2.0 options on a tool working.
about to make a webpage and then go get food.

i scratched an itch.

you should have pooped on it then i would have been awesome

I showed up!

thats not awesome thats heartbreaking

today i went on to RTTP a trillion times and did very little work. Now I am listening to the Sox game. That's about the coolest thing I've done all day. Oh, I ate a brownie, too.

ya i smell sox vs yanks next week

and that duece i layed down earlier today

My_Dying_Bride said:


Yes, for me it is heartbreaking but its awesome for my co-workers!!!
hahahaha

ram_girl said:


you and succubus part of one big family???

I played Super Mario Brothers 3 instead of doing my goddamn work. Now I'm hosting the worst radio show in the world and watching the red sox game through a mirror.

My_Dying_Bride said:

more like a small family

unless you count the "top heavy" signon a box she wanted to steal for me <3

I made 400 dollars hanging wallpaper for 8 hours

My_Dying_Bride said:


Yeah kinda, we are the 2 outcasts of the department so we have bonded rather well, isn't that sweet!

succubus said:

What she means is, she asked me to go into the shipping dept. with her to drop off a box. As we were leaving there was a giant box (bigger than a fridge) and it had a sticker that said "Top Heavy". I pointed at it and told her I wanted to steal the sticker for her!!!!

ram_girl said:



that shirt she wore at the metal nation show last sat was enough explination, im sure youve seen it...

i got my paycheck today and got an extra hour overtime. woo hoo!!!! other than that i drove the forklift lol

I taught a Gautamalena some english, gave a trucker a ride to his truck at the plant, and well wished a co worker off to a new job in the high tech world.

Must be referring to the "Take a Picture and Masturbate to it later" shirt!!

ram_girl said:


thats the one

succubus, remember hosers first reaction? hhahhaha

anything to do with him walking into a pole or something?

more like...wow.

hahahahahahahaha

that was hilarious


2 other people said things that shocked me (since i didn't know them)..

one guy just came up to me and said "I would if i had a camera" ...
and i didn't get it...lol

so i said.."what?" thinking maybe i didn't hear him...

and then it registered and i started laughing and turned to aaron and then told him what he said and he laughed and then shook his head

the other guy...well i won't even say it

Oh, I was thinking of when I walked into the pole when I say it/them!

first, i tried to get into the Suffolk House of Correction(or South Bay as we cool people call it) to fix the copier in the library. i git to the machine and was quickly led out the building because there was an emergency

then i sat in my car for an hour and read the Phoenix and Herald while listening to Cannibal Corpses Tomb of the Mutilated over and over.
then, i farted

Brad,

was it the boston phoenix?

did you see the pic i took?

yes i did! cool shot. they could have done a little more research on the article i think, but they used great pictures, they really captured the basement vibe.