the razer was insane today there was a band and they were crazy hard but had some nice parts. i like it when the music slows down a little and some nice singing is going on. it makes the hard parts way harder. anyway the razer was crazy, we hit some huge jumps and caught some awesome air and i was wondering if anyone from here was there. i was #24 today and if you saw me make the huge jumps then you know that i am pretty good. does anyone here dirt bike or anything? if you do we should go to the razer and make all of the big jumps look like sissy stuff. my mom has pictures too if anyone wants to see any.

I feel like you are like Smarterchild, and I can type "EAT A DOLL HANDBAG" and you will go "Why should I EAT A DOLL HANDBAG?" and I will go "because it's fun" and you will go "Why is because it's fun?"

ok...ok. what in the hell is the razer?

TEH RAZER is the best dirtbike track ever with HUGE jumps for maniacs to jump. coal chamber jumped there once, it was extreme to the max

omg the razer is the most sickest track in all of new england its in northern mass and its awsome. the jumps are huge and the dirt is soft i wish that you all could just go there and watch me ride my dirt bike because then you would understand. i can ride the razer and if you can then you are one of the best. you guys are funny ha ha ha. but i didnt know that coal chamber jumped there thats awsome!! i wish that i could meet them their awsome!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh look its cyklopsia again and he always has something interesting to say, to bad he only has one eye ha hah ha, but if he doesnt shut his mouth i'll jump my dirt bike right into his freaking jaw and then he won't ever say much ever again. so how gayyyy am i now cyklopsia the one eye idiot? wanna get your face jumped off? didnt think so. bye i gotta go to scholl now.

I was at the Razer it was AAAAAWWWZOOOOMMMEEEE!!! I pulled a wheelie and the girls screamed for me, I'm sponcered by Valvoline motor oil and bath in it.!

Radical_Dirt_Biker said:

the gayness that you project into this world is like no other gayness that has ever been projected into this gay-filled world. shove that in your tailpipe bitch

so who is this "cyklopsia" person that the great gayness speaks of?

lol good question

i'd been wondering that since apparently there's no users registered as "cyklopsia"

oh man, i was at the razer too and i did a big jump on my dirt bike, and i was like "hey jump im going off you", and the jump was like "ya, so what?", then when i was in the air i was like "hey air guess what?", then the air was like "what?", and then i was like "i'm in you", and the air was all like "ya, i know, how could i not know, you hit sweet jumps all the time", then i was like "ya im pretty awesome"

you talk to air... hehehehhe

only awesome people can talk to air

aw shit... time to talk to the air...

so i says, i says to the airs, "air, why you so invisible??" and the air says back, "why you talking to something you can't see??"

ahahha nice one
then the air was all like "you breathe me"

after that conversation, i don't think i'll talk to the air much more. i'll stick to making kissie faces at my goldfish.

MyDeadDoll said:

what? god? what?

holy cow you guys were at the razer and i didnt know it? what are your real names because if you ride there then you are the best of the best you should email me and well go down there and ride like there was no tomorrow! i catch so much air there its awsome because the jumps are set up perfect and the landings are pretty soft and i dont hurt my back so much. well lets all get together and cyclops kalopsia can come too if hes done being a retard. :/ so lets all do it! i can teach cyclops head to ride a little and he can use my brothers dirt bike and we will be awsome! catch air and hit burms dudes. im out peace and see you later yo. you guys are awsome and im glad i came to this site.

bye the way does anyone know when linkin park is coming out with there new cd becaus eion the radio its awsome. wfnx is the best i hate all of the werz crap and waaf is ok. see you at the razer d00ds!

hey dirt biker....what kinda dirt bike do you have?

i have a kawasaki kx 250 its awsome my mom and dad sported the money and bought it for me because they said that i could be the best and that i could make them rich someday ha ha ha ha. if i keep riding the razer like i have been ill be a champion and that would be the best. oh and i caught so much air yesterday that god said that i was the best.

hahahahaahahahaha your a fruity sumbitch!

but a kx250 is pretty radical

whoa last night i was at dennys and i was like i am going to slap so much heiney and i did and god said i was the ultimate slapping heineys. i was totally at home later and i dissed my wife it was so funny hahahaha then late that night my kids asked me to read them a story but all i could find was a playboy so i read them a sexy story with two girls and an old guy but they seemed to like it cause they kept kissing each other it was totally sweet.

ewww your kids are grose if they kiss, my sister tried that once and i told my mom and my mom did all but jump her dirt bike into my sisters face because thats just wrong. instead she beat the hell out of her and made her sleep in the yard in a tent for 2 nights because she said that my sister was dirty and that jesus would damn her soul for that i dont know i just hope that it never happens again, it was grose.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

jesus is gonna damn your mother's soul for not getting an abortion when she was pregnant with you.

Radical Dirt Bagger and Radical Dirt Biker should go on adventures together.

like in those Japanese comics.

i dont know about any adventures with a 39 year old guy he might try to touch my area if you know what i mean , and besides my mom would surely say no if he wanted to even give me a ride to the razer. ill bet that he cant even ride a kx80 ha ha ha. so what bands should i go see i can get a ride it would be fun. and i dont like the taste of cigarettes because they cause health problems and that would be bad for my dirt biking. ok i have to do homework now bye.

make sure you study hard on oxygen, nitrogen, and carbon dioxide, cuz you get nothin but air!!

oh yeahhhh! *thumbs up* *high fives all around*

just when i thought this couldn't get any gayer

all it needs is some rainbows

howd you get a picture of radicals life coach?

honor4death said:

allright, now it can't get any gayer

yeah, it's at it's gayest... unless... you added pictures of men humping...

HUGE AIR BLACKFLIP!!!!!!! YOU CANT DO THAT ON A DIRTBIKE!!!!! TOOOOO EXTEREM!!!!!

MyDeadDoll said:

no richard simmons peaked it. not even dudes humping is gayer